whenever i see you, my symbolical image feels like partly of iron and partly of clay...
now that they baptized you in water, you are ready for a whole new sorta baptism... and no, it's not only spirit i'm talking about.
Top Ten Pickup Lines at This Year's Convention
by JimmyPage 95 Replies latest jw experiences
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karter
Do you belive in love at 1st sight.....or shell i become an RV?
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the-illuminator81
1. Can you help remove the dam from my waterstream?
2. Can you please come with me so I don't stumble and have to tear my eyes out?
3. Before I got baptized I was a pornstar. They called me "Jim Longshaft". Now I only use my god-given talents in field service, but you could help change that.
4. Do you wanna pray together? No? Then let's have sex! (1 Corinthians 7:5)
And now for the one that really works:
5. Hi! I'm single!
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Frequent_Fader_Miles
Hello my Brother! Wanna come hither ... and work my 'territory'?
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tenyearsafter
"there is a new understanding of sexual relationships...may I share some new light with you?"
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Was New Boy
Sister....did you know that Jehovah has blessed you by puting 254 bones in your body!
I was wondering if you would like one more?
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Cthulhu
Back in the day, you could have made an angel leave heaven...wanna make a Nephilim?
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NewYork44M
I can watch your contribution box
I love that line.
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Jim_TX
Hey! What say we blow this Assembly, and then you can blow my assemblage.
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