Would This Be Assault? (page 2)

OUTLAW

Hey expatbrit,dude in Canada if you have to ask someone more than once to leave they are tresspassing.You may use reasonable force to evict them.If they give you too much trouble punch them out,toss them and call the cops.Then lay tresspassing and assault charges...OUTLAW

outnfree

"Assault" is what you did to Dana in Ana's "what do you look for in men?" thread!

Love,

outnfree

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts -- John Wooden

freeborg

Assaulting an elder is no crime

expatbrit

Thanks to everbody for your replies and excellent ideas!

It would seem then that a bit of lapel stretching is permissible in reasonable measure and under the right circumstances.

Bwahahaha!

Expatbrit

p.s. Outnfree: don't start on me woman! I'm ready to go mad cow on ya!

Englishman

You could always claim extenuating circumstances.

Such as: "Do you have any idea what it's like to be an Ipswich supporter this season?"

Pompeyman.

Truth exists;only falsehood has to be invented. -Georges Braque

outnfree

(looking coyly upward and whistling an innocent little ditty)

You orange-haired orangutan's are all such brutes [8>]!!! (so when did you start hanging out with cows??!!!!)

Not going to the Memorial this year, eh? E-mail me?

outnfree

It's what you learn after you know it all that counts -- John Wooden

expatbrit

Englishman:

God! 6-0 today! How embarrassing! Still, at least we may avoid the Christmas curse, and stay up.

Outnfree:

I'll email ya shortly.

Expatbrit

Hmmm

expat,

I'm not sure our paths have yet crossed on the boards. I enjoy your posts.

Anyhoo, I agree with Commie Chris. I assume that Canadian law is similar enough to US law that a lapel-wrinkling escort to the door isn't going to bring the Mounties down on you.

However... you're in Canada, right? You've got snow there, right? You've put salt on your walkway to prevent slip-and-falls, right? Then if you escorted said elder to the door by the jacket flaps, backed him out the door, gave him a little shove, and he fell and skidded down the walk on his bum, then yeah, there would be ass-salt.

Hmmm

expatbrit

Hmmmm:

Ass-salt! Grooooaaaaaannnn!!! LOLOLOL!!!

Unfortunately, and I'm not making this up, I can get sued in Canada for not cleaning the snow off my own garden pathway, or the municipal pathway in front of my house.

Conceivably, some guy could come up my path meaning to break into my house, slip on his ass, and successfully sue me!

Expatbrit

Elsewhere

I don't know about other states, but here in Texas, if someone is trespassing in your residence you can "encourage" them to leave with a firearm.

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