Would This Be Assault?

by expatbrit 26 Replies latest jw friends

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  rhett

  Hehehehe, I actually did call the cops on some elders one time saying that there were some strange looking men in the neighborhood poking around people's houses. It was hilarious watching the flashing lights pull up behind their car with plenty of people able to see (rather busy street). What was even better was getting in my car, driving past, smiling at them and waving! Talk about getting the dirtiest look, if looks could kill I'd be so dead right now.

  I don't need to fight
  To prove I'm right
  I don't need to be forgiven.
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  Simon

  I would imagine that it would be classed as assault because they were invited into the house in the first place.

  However, I do believe that you would have the right to remove someone form your property as long as you used the minimum force.

  I think it's best never to let them in and to warn them (taped if pos or in writing) that they are not to step foot on your property ever again.
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  think41self

  Hey Expat,

  I say you come over here to visit me, I'll bitch slap you a few times, maybe throw in a spanking or two, and you tell me if you feel you've been assaulted...ok?

  think41self

  She had the vocabulary of a brothel owner specializing in service to sailors with Tourette's syndrome
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  plmkrzy

  EXPAT You might consider removing this thread before they get there?
  plm
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  expatbrit

  Tracy:

  Sounds good to me! Can we do the um, handcuffs thing?

  plmkrzy:

  Maybe if I email it to 'em they'll decide not to come in the first place?

  Expatbrit
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  plmkrzy

  Expatbrit

  HHHAAAHAHAhahahaaLOL

  That might take care of all your problems.
  plm
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  Scully

  I think we're pretty 'fortunate' (ewwwww I so HATE that word now!) in that our dear neighbour across the street is a 6'5" big strong police officer. His phone number is on our speed dial too. The elders don't stand a chance if they decide to pay a visit.

  Love, Scully

  
  In the desert things find a way to survive. Secrets are like this too. They work their way up through the sands of deception so men can know them. - The X Files