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finallysomepride: jehovah lives in the plaides star system
so...when I read this...LOL....lol.. wait wait...lemme catch my breath......ok. So I had to reread this cause I was like 'WTF???' I swear i read
"jehovah lives in the Pilates star system" Not cool......but funny as hell
Me
Joining the YMCA is the Devil?
Think About It
Oral sex is the Devil?
Think About It
No team sports in school.
Having a vast world-wide publishing empire promulgate numerous false prophecies for over 130 years is God's chosen method of indicating whom he has appointed to speak exclusively for Him.
Saying "bless you" after a sneeze is the Devil?
Think About It
Buying Girl Scout cookies is the Devil?
Think About It
The act of honoring A person or thing by holding
up one,s glass and drinking a toast.
This isn' the weirdest, but it hasn't been mentioned yet: it's wrong to use the word "lucky".
Qcmbr:
That god's chosen , final message would come via factually incorrect, badly illustrated, childlike publications hidden in laundromats.
But - reading those magazines will give you the equivalent of a college degree at least . .
