Out Of All JW Beliefs Which Is The Weirdest? (page 9)

ShadesofGrey

Oh yes, don't dare use that word. If you had read the WT and Awake for 7 years you'd be college educated enough to know better!

HA!

SOG

GLTirebiter

"Faithful and Discreet Slave"

Literally 144,000 have the "heavenly hope", but that doesn't mean 12,000 from each of the twelve tribes of Israel (that part is figurative)

Two classes of Christians (and you were born too late, so second class salvation is the only hope you have)

Jesus was Michael the Archangel, then He wasn't for about 30 years, but now He is again

no sure, if it ever was officially mentioned, but here, buying something used, like antique store or now internet, always raises suspicion, because the original owner might have done witchcraft or something like that. So the demons somehow need a physical thing to enter into the house of Christians.

They supposed to be so powerful, but in order to trouble you, they need some painting, old shoe or whatever you buy used, in order to disturb your house ??

And JW are not superstitious ????

JW GoneBad

The general public views the JW thinking of disfellowshipping and shunning as really WEIRD!

I'll go a step further and say I view disfellowshipping and shunning as a mental disorder of the WTBTS and its' GB.

punkofnice

If you leave the WBT$ god will let bad happen to you.

If you leave the WBT$ satan will make good things happen to you.

If you stay in the WBT$ god will make good things happen to you.

If you stay in the WBT$ satan will make bad things happen to you.

It seems that whatever happens to you it was either satan or god....................whichever makes the WBT$ an being 'in' it appear to be correct.

N.drew

Inbetween, a good point, one which I also noted while in. Everyone knew about my love of yard sales. So when I cautioned my JW friend about the GB, who they are really, she said I might have something in my house, and I'm thinking a dog? I sure do hope it isn't one of the hundreds of things I own now that weren't bought new. How to tell?????? But I have a dog and a cat! Are they holy? If I was a demon, wouldn't I use the dog? I think I would use the dog, not the baby blanket.