Popularity Contest Winner! (page 4)

AGuest

Shall we put our brussel sprout war on the back burner while we drink our Martini's??

Of course, and done, dear WS (the greatest of love and peace to you!). Mine was quite tasty (how was yours?)... and I slept like a baby, too!

But, okay, now that the drinkin' (and courtesies) are over... BACK TO THE "holey" WAR!! BRUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! I'm about to pronounce 'geehod' on your Brussels hating gods butts! I'm putting out a call to ALL 'sprouts to UNITE against you and your horde! (And they'll do it, too, because I'm also gonna promise them everlasting and unending consummation (or is that consumé? Okay, bisque...) with 72 baby carrots* that are waiting for them in the Great Garden [called "the Farmer's Market" held every Thursday near my house]!!.

So, ready yourself, infidel, to meet your [Soup] Maker... uh, erm... [Casserole] Baker... okay, Sovereign Sous Chef!

MORE [BS] pieces... with LOTS 'o bacon... to you!

SA, on her own... and daydreamin' about dear Size's (peace to you!) soup recipe ('cause it's dang cold here, this morning. Sunny... but chilly!)

*Note, I meant real baby carrots and not dear Baby Sprout and/or Carrot, K?

N.drew

AGuest

Okay, so that's one recruit (peace to you, dear N.drew... and welcome to 'geehod'!). Ollie, ollie, oxen free!

SA, on her own...

charlie brown jr.

unshackled

I, for one, welcome our new brussel sprout overlords. Tasty lil bastards.

Voices

*grabs a giant machine gun and heads towards june buggy (as oppose to dune buggy)* Baby-Killz-a lot reporting for duty SIR! ...eh...MA'AM!

war

FULLY locked and loaded with a belt-fed, air-cooled, gas-operated, fully automatic machine gun that fires from the open bolt position. This reliable 7.62mm machine gun delivers more energy to the target than the smaller caliber M-249 SAW. Ammuntion? Brussel sprouts. Which will be fired into the mouths of the opposers!

EAT IT! EAT B.S.!

Me

AGuest

Whoa, dear V (peace to you!)... dude... mayhaps youse might be taking this kitchen "wo-ah" WAY too seriously"! No? Well, then... "GEEEEEEE-HODDDDDDDDDDD!" Take DOWN the infidels!!

Piece... and BS soup for ALL!

SA, on her own...

watersprout

Nancy I have gone blind BLIND I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

All I have to say is this....

We shall not flag nor fail. We shall go on to the end. We shall fight in the supermarkets and on the vegetable patches and oceans; we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air. We shall defend our right NOT to eat Brussel sprouts whatever the cost may be; we shall fight in the farmer markets, landing grounds, in fields, in streets and on the hills. We shall never surrender and even if, which I do not for the moment believe, this vegetable patch or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our JWN friends beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the true CHOSEN ones, will carry on the struggle until in God's good time the New vegetable World with all its power and might, put an end to the evils of the brussel sprout and all it's minions.

(curtesy of Mr Churchill)

Peace

AGuest

Nancy I have gone blind BLIND I TELL YOU!!!!!!!!

Yes, because it is within the POWER of the vegetable god to smite you so, WS (peace... and I love you, doll! LOLOLOL!), with nothing more than an internet "vision" of the AUTHORITY he has instilled in the lowly, but mighty brussels! Look into their eyes! SEE their power! Yes, be stricken blind for your blasphemous judging and persecution of this modest, humble, and usually childlike (although dear N's photo leaves that to question) veggie!

And what have they ever done to you... other than to twist your innards and cause you to release foul air? But where is the sin in THAT?? Does not the corn stick in your teeth? Does not the pea find a way into the corners of your child's dinner chair, causing you to have to dig and scrub and disinfect? Does not the carrot turn your fingers (and eyes and skin, if you drink too much of its juice) a jaundiced yellow? Do they not frequently come together in unbridled orgies of SUCCOTASH??? Yet, where is your judging and condemnation of them?

I say you are a hypocrite... and that ALL vegetables, if cooked "right"... have a place on the table (except, maybe rutabegas - blech!)... that NONE are exempt and unworthy any more than they ALL are (even rutabegas, if my dad cooked them)!

Turn back from your evil judging, WS. Turn BACK, I say... lest you incur the wrath of the large number of brussels eaters here on the board (as evidenced by the comments FOR (about 8) and AGAINST (3) them)! We stand ready to oppose you, make no mistake! Indeed, if you continue in this path of rebellion, I will be forced to do nothing less than bombard you with... wait for it... MORE luscious, scrumptious brussels RECIPES!

Which I have NO doubt will make over YOUR mind and heart... and bring YOU... into the NEW light!

Be warned... and have [another] piece!

SA, on her own... almost unable to catch her breath due to laughing SO hard!

watersprout

Yes, because it is within the POWER of the vegetable god to smite you so, WS

Ahhh but it was for just a moment! I rubbed a little vegetable eye salve into them and viola I could see again! So HA!

SEE their power!

You yes YOU have given them power by eating them! They have become powerful because of YOU!

Yes, be stricken blind for your blasphemous judging and persecution of this modest, humble, and usually childlike (although dear N's photo leaves that to question) veggie!

HA! YOU HEATHEN! Can you not see how the BS has got into your head and is messing with your brain chemicals, causing you to hand over your life?? Can you not SEE?? You heathen are the one that is blind... You have been blinded by the fake light the BS exudes!

And what have they ever done to you... other than to twist your innards and cause you to release foul air?

Heathen I have NEVER betrayed my bowels! Unlike YOU, who hates her own bowels soo much you enjoy the stinky wind!

But where is the sin in THAT??

The sin is in the wind! That smell ain't right for all the tea in China"

Does not the corn stick in your teeth? Does not the pea find a way into the corners of your child's dinner chair, causing you to have to dig and scrub and disinfect? Does not the carrot turn your fingers (and eyes and skin, if you drink too much of its juice) a jaundiced yellow? Do they not frequently come together in unbridled orgies of SUCCOTASH??? Yet, where is your judging and condemnation of them?

You try and defile the innocent veggies in this? You are blind and yet you cannot see it!

Turn back from your evil judging, WS. Turn BACK, I say... lest you incur the wrath of the large number of brussels eaters here on the board (as evidenced by the comments FOR (about 8) and AGAINST (3) them)! We stand ready to oppose you, make no mistake! Indeed, if you continue in this path of rebellion, I will be forced to do nothing less than bombard you with... wait for it... MORE luscious, scrumptious brussels RECIPES!

Noooooooo! You keep your stinky recipes to yourself! NEVER will I the GREAT WATERSPROUT turn to the dark side. My followers are laying low, so as to attack when you are not suspecting!

Which I have NO doubt will make over YOUR mind and heart... and bring YOU... into the NEW light!

NEVER!!!!!!!!!! I am the CHOSEN one to bring all you BS lovers back into favour with teh Vegetable God. May he forgive you as i'm not that loving! *cough splutter* That BS stench is too much! This may be my downfall! *Crawls to open a window*

Peace

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