I'm still that elder everyone in the congregation wants to discuss their personal problems with and that brother with the most encouraging comments at the meetings.
He's also got the hottest wife who will do things in the bedroom that the Governing Body would be shocked about.
He has a minivan for service and a two-door sportscar for the rest of the time.
He swims at the YMCA and smokes cigars while taking blood.
If you wanted us to believe you were an unbelieving active JW, that might have worked, but you have to pile on such ridiculous lies.
A troll is a troll is a troll.
I imagine I will never again directly address Mankkeli. Goodbye, sir.