Hospital Test Results are in - Looks Like I'm in for a Rough Time (page 53)

Indeed Great News Cofty! Very happy to hear this. My toast tonight will be for your continued good health.

Glad that your health is doing well!

JK

Good luck cofty! Glad to hear the news.

My heart goes out to you cofty. To quote Winston Churchill: " NEVER NEVER NEVER QUIT!"

Excellent news - I shall raise a glass to your good health tonight.

That's very good news Cofty, you must be very relieved. I hope you live a long and happy life.

Thanks for all the kind wishes. Looks like I am going to be annoying theists for a bit longer :)

I am glad you are doing well Cofty, I hope the good news continues.

Cofty: Imagine how much more annoying you could be in heaven!

You could pull out the good old Sye Ten/Ken Hovin script:

> Do you think there is a God?

> yes

> why?

> I mean, we are in the heaven, paradise. Moses is right over there. Isn't it just obvious?

> But let me aks you somethin. Could you be wroong aboutthat?

> Uhm. I don't think so... I mean look around, it is paradise full of trees and fruit and animals...

> But look at that tree. Could you be wroong aboutthat tree being in heaven?

> Yah I guess so like technic...

> Aha! But could you be wroong aboutthat other tree being in heaven?

> I guess so. But God speaks to me every day, literally, and God can never say anything false so I can't be wrong about that!

> But let me aks you somethin. What if God said you were not in heaven?

> I guess.. I mean...

> Ah! So you CAN be wroong about being in heaven!

(and so on and so forth).

Good news Cofty, it must be such a relief to get good results.

Hospital Test Results are in - Looks Like I'm in for a Rough Time