New Position - Flashlight holder - Are you qualified?

by Quarterback 30 Replies latest jw friends

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    car light would be sufficient.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    Quarterback, why dont you suggest car light and let me know what they say about your suggestion?

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    are you talking about inside or outside of the kh?

  • 3rdgen
    3rdgen

    If anyone is "reaching out" for the position of Flishlight Holder he is desirious of a fine work. I know of a few Bros who would otherwise qualify except for the pesky #3 farting restriction. Could there possibly be the "we had beans for dinner" defense? I'll respectfully await the decision made by the body.

  • Black Sheep
    Black Sheep

    Buttlight would be qualified

  • still thinking
    still thinking

    my add for this page says....'amaze friends and inspire followers'!...LOL a very impressive role indeed. Not to be taken lightly.

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    or tell the brothers and sisters to carry their own small flashlights! problem solved!

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Lamallcool, you can't entrust this sacred duty to just anyone who would bring their own flashlights. This a a real important duty. It is in the KH.

    It is a part of the instruction we receive on the school. If we just allow the friends to bring their own flashligts, what will it be next? Cell phones? Iphones? IPAD's that light up? Lanterns with oil, Balsom oil?

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    Quarterback, Why dont you suggest they buy tall floor lamps (floor models) at Home Depot. I bought one for $15, it usually costs $50! If they want to have retarded males to hold the flashlights, that would be fine with me.

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