New Position - Flashlight holder - Are you qualified?
by Quarterback 30 Replies latest jw friends
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bigmouth
Dance, sucker.......
Parliament
Flashlight Lyrics
Flash Light
Now, I lay me down to sleep
Ooh, I just can't find a beat
Flash light (ohh, I will never dance!)
Flash light [x3]
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Oh, it's no use!
Flash light
Red light
Neon light
Ooh, stop light
Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Oh, but I will never dance
(oh, don't make me do it)
(Dance, sucker! ooh ha ha!)
(oww! Get him!)
Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho!)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!)
Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!)
Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!)
Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!)
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
(Dance, Nose! You know you on my funk street??)
Oh, funk me!
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (get on down,
Nose! I like it! Dance,
then!)
Flash light
Flash light (oh ho ho!)
Spot light
Neon light (neon light)
Street light (street light)
Oh ho, ha ha!
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Shinin' on the funk [x2]
Most of all he need the funk
Help him find the funk
Most of all he need the funk
(Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Help him find the funk
[x3]
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da
Oh
Flash light (flash light, flash light) [x2]
Flash light (oh, flash light) [x2]
Spot light (spot light)
Neon light (ooooh, neon light)
Flash light (ooh, flash light ho!)
Stop light (stop light)
Now I lay me down to sleep
I guess I'll go count the sheep
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da (oh)
Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your funk (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da)
Shake your rump (Ha da da dee da hada hada da da) (ho!)
I think I found the funk
Flash light (flash light)
Day light (day light)
Spot light (spot light)
Red light (ohhh, hooo, red light!)
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Ha da da dee da hada hada da da [x7]
Everybody's got a little light under the sun
Under the sun [x9] -
bigmouth
OK people, so here is what qualifies a man to hold the flashlight:
Most of all he needs the funk (shine it)
Help him find the funk (ha, funk it!)
Most of all he needs the funk
Help him find the funk (get him)
Most of all he needs the funk (I know we can get him)
Help him find the funk (ho!)
Most of all he needs the funk (ha, don't!)
Help him find the funk (I know you will! Dance, sucker!)
Most of all he needs the funk (Shine the spotlight on him!)
Help him find the funk (Oh funk me!) -
finallysomepride
Funny that, this pages ad:
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finallysomepride
I could give you a good deal on a bulk lot
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WTWizard
I am equipped just fine. I have an explorer's headlamp, with adjustable brightness and external battery case. Of course it is a nice untheocraptic canary yellow, but I got it for when I have to work in pitch dark stocking groceries or hanging price tags. If it works there (and I am waiting for the rolling blackouts to start so I can try it out; I have good rechargeable batteries that cost very little to recharge), it would work fine at the Kingdumb Hell.
Trouble is, I would view it as a complete waste of a perfectly fine headlamp. It is fine for working in stores stocking groceries when the power goes out, or working in computers where visibility is limited (like finding a dropped screw behind the motherboard). It also works for night camping, going to South Africa on safari, exploring New Zealand's caves (or, for that matter, South American caves), or even shallow diving. But, for bringing it into the Kingdumb Hell, I would not desecrate a fine light on such dishonorable tasks.
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exwhyzee
In addition to possessing the same qualities as the ministry school bell ringer, the flashlight holder would be a parking attendant for evening meetings and not have in his possession a "bushel basket" lest his flashlight become hidden under it.
( Did anyone else have a ministry school bell ringer at your hall ? It was "unscriptural" for little girls to do but it was a big deal for us as little boys to be asked to keep track of time in the ministry school and "ding" the bell if someone went over time...which was fun and you always hoped it would happen. I remember a really old sister reaching over and dinging the bell during the closing prayer that was going on and on....everyone though I did it )
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finallysomepride
When I first read the heading thought it was going be a sex position LOL then I realised it wasn't in the adults section
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3rdgen
XYZ : I had completely forgotten about the minestry S bellringers! I got the bell nearly every talk I gave. LOL The story about the sister ringing the bell on the windbag praying is HYSTERICAL. ha ha ha Sorry you took the heat for it but be honest: How many times have all of us wanted to do the same thing???? I always thought it was strange that such young boys received "privledges" who were barely out of short pants. (Thus, my listed qualification for flashlight holder to be "pottie trained")
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Magwitch
No one in my old hall would be qualified. 8:00 P.M. on a weeknight without having a drink yet? Everyone usually had the (withdrawal) shakes by the time the back school started.
