I think the title of this thread is enough to elicit a significant amount of laughter. Thank you, serenitynow!
"Who really is the faithful and discreet slave, who his master appointed over his domestics, to give them food well after its sell-by date? Happy is that slave if upon arriving, his master finds him doing so. Truly I tell you, he will appoint him over all his perishable foods." And then Jesus, having carved the mold off his bread, offered it [the mold] to the disciples. All ate and were satisfied...
--sd-7