I have 2 JWs coming to dinner, and I got the, "Well, I am not really coming to celebrate Thanksgiving...A turkey is ok, but not pilgrim decorations if I was throwign the party"
To which I replied, "Well, of all the holidays, it seems to me that Thanksgiving would be the most agreeable. If it weren't for the Pilgrims seeking religious freedom, the United States wouldn't have been formed with the broadest and most liberal freedom of religion Constitutions in the world. And, if it weren't for that, the Jehovah's Witnesses wouldn't have won the Supreme Court cases it did, and now enjoy a very broad right to preach. And, this broader view of religious freedom is taking over the world."
Pass the cornbread and gravy.
Skeeter