I've been crunching the numbers, and the concept of Santa Claus doesn't add up

by keyser soze 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    Do you know what would be fun? Break into JW houses with kids and leave Santa gifts

  • designs
    designs

    FS- Let's leave the Gifts on the front porches so all of their JW friends will get suspicious

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Here's a thought. It's Sunday tomorrow so the die-hard dubbies will probably have to drag their arses into the meeting, rather than spend the day nursing hangovers or gorging yourself comatose like you're supposed to.

    So tonight... go decorate the kingdom hall. Christmas tree outside, tinsel, whatever. They'll think satan claus did it in the night...

  • designs
    designs

    A little Wreath on the front door

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    You can hang stockings up full of little surprises for them. Reminds me, gotta go empty the cats' litter box...

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    you put cat poop in the stockings?

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Of course not FS, it's too hard to wrap.

  • Found Sheep
    Found Sheep

    Let it dry out 1st

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Sounds like the voice of experience! Am I in the presence of a fellow mad cat person?

  • designs
    designs

    Someone enjoyed Halloween tricks

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