I had my moments. Every christmas I stuck the holly wreath up the chimney, just in case...
I've been crunching the numbers, and the concept of Santa Claus doesn't add up
by keyser soze 33 Replies latest jw friends
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Found Sheep
yup and you are a bird! yuuuummmyyy
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00DAD
This has actually been worked out scientifically by a Professor of engineering at the North Carolina State University.
Santa Claus has an exceptionally complex knowledge of the sciences of electromagnetism, the space/time continuum (still a mystery to mere mortals), nanotechnology, genetic engineering and computer science. He has been using this technology long before modern scientists and engineers discovered how to tap into it.
Santa uses an elaborate technology to tap directly into children's thoughts - rather like the technologies employed in mobile phones - and an onboard sleigh GPS which offers the most efficient delivery route. His knowledge of the space/time continuum allows him to actually spend months delivering the presents, yet this time passes as just a few minutes on Earth in our time. It is this same technology that allows Santa to actually transport himself in and out of children's homes, rather than him having to physically climb up and down chimneys.For further research on this important questions see:
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Found Sheep
I think OODAD believes in Santa Claus
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darthfader
I love this Santa Tracker: http://www.noradsanta.org/en/
The Santa "Probability Cloud" is pretty cool too... -
cuckoo in the nest
FS, I've just seen the pics of your fancy-dressed felines. How did you persuade them to do that without chloroform? My lot would flay me alive.
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cuckoo in the nest
Norad? I think someone might be in trouble when the proposed missile defence system becomes operational.
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Found Sheep
I have one cat that didn't want to play but the other two just purred away.....
It was funny the short haired cat fell asleep in it and the long haired one didn't recognize him and attacked him
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cuckoo in the nest
How did we hijack this thread with catty stuff? Is there another one just to keep us ailurophiles quiet and out of the way?
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ziddina
AOUIWWWW!!!
Found sheep - Cuckoo - you two are cracking me up!!!