I've been crunching the numbers, and the concept of Santa Claus doesn't add up

by keyser soze 33 Replies latest jw friends

  • cuckoo in the nest
    cuckoo in the nest

    Hello Zid, merry christmas. Cracking you up? Well dragons ARE reptiles aren't they, you're supposed to hatch aren't you?

  • cedars
    cedars

    00DAD - I'm not sure I'm buying your "beam me up, Rudolph" theory.

    I think that's what happens when scientists drink too much mulled wine!

    Cedars

  • Knowsnothing
    Knowsnothing

    Keyser soze, but you don't want to die at Armaggedon get coals in your stockings now, do you?

    Remember, he sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake.

    You just have to have faith believe that God Santa exists. I am sure that if you just stop questioning thinking so much, why, there will be 2 gifts under your tree! Love and peace for the year! That's what Santa gives me every year! Even though I specifically asked for 3 jumbo jets, I'm sure I haven't gotten it because I haven't been turning my time slips in been good.

  • Bella15
    Bella15

    He stops time ... duh !!!!

    LOL!!!

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