I love the hypocrisy...slamming other religions for not adhering to the bible.

by poopsiecakes 73 Replies latest watchtower bible

  • Berengaria
    Berengaria

    Wow!! How did you manage to bottle snake piss?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Get a snake, get it to pee in a bottle.

    Any questions?

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    And if they claim that the Governing Body et. al. is not directly inspired by God (Feb. 7, 2001 letter re: admission by GB), how can they in turn elevate their literature to be on par with the Bible, and sometimes officially declare their books and tracts as superior to the Bible?

    And that's the rub, Mr. Dough...how can they claim that ALL of their teachings are 'spirit directed' when they contradict themselves so often? Was the teaching that organ transplants were cannibalism spirit directed or was the offhand change to a 'conscience matter' spirit directed? Makes no sense, but let's slam the piss out of other religions, shall we?

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    Never tried Highland Park - now I have no intention to. Just hold your nose, slam it back and get a wee buzz going yeah?

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Poopsie,

    On topic please.

    I think that people who eat maple syrup are drinking whole blood - tree blood. I think all who eat maple syrup should be stoned to death as per the old testament with she-bears eating bald assholes and such...

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    I've tried it. A 1/2 bottle remains and I've done it with a whole half of a bottle.

    Poopsie, it's such awful stuff it's hard to describe. I've never had a single malt that I couldn't drink. I just can't do it!

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    Throw in some coke

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    ummmmm I have some maple syrup in my fridge

  • Berengaria
    Berengaria

    Hold him down Poop!

  • poopsiecakes
    poopsiecakes

    I'm on it!!

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