I love the hypocrisy...slamming other religions for not adhering to the bible.

shamus100

I know that Beks has gone to bed and is not coming into the valley of love... er,,, the forest of love.
Hither, child, I beckon you to come join me... ** starts drooling **
poopsiecakes

*prances off into the forest with the monkey*
shamus100

Oh, you won't be prancing about happily for long.... MUUUUHAHAHHAHA!!! BOOOOHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! AAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!
** the monkey stubs his toe, starts hopping around sobbing like a two-year old **
poopsiecakes

sigh...well that was fun while it lasted...
shamus100

OW OW OW!!! KISS MY TOE, KISS MY TOE!!!! IT HURTS, IT HURTS!!! OW OW OW OW!!!!
poopsiecakes

There there sweetie
*kisses the Monkey's toe*
Can we please prance again now?
shamus100

Yes, we may. :D And just for being so nice I won't attack you like I had planned...
Oh, I didn't say that out loud did I?
poopsiecakes

Even if you didn't say it out loud, I can read your thoughts.
shamus100

Well then... in any event....
Let us prance. ** hides a machette **
poopsiecakes

*begins prancing in earnest*