This sounds like conversations I had with Evangelicals back in the 70s. The cliche back then was 'Do you have Jesus in your heart' and I would say 'yes' which would get the over drawn out 'Reeeally' and then the fish eye half squint Larry Davidson Curb Your Enthusiasm look would hit with another 'Do you reeeeally have Jesus in your heart'.
Oh and by the way the video with the Rice Crispies popping out of the Bible- totally true not faked at all lol