OK, What is this summer's District Convention Theme?

by Quarterback 45 Replies latest jw friends

  • Quarterback
    Quarterback

    Got the news this week as to where we are going to be, but, the Elder making the announcement couldn't tell us what the DA's theme was.

    Is this now a secret?

  • sooner7nc
    sooner7nc

    "Circle Jerks, when it's time to forsake the gathering together of your Brothers"

    JK

    Sorry, couldn't help it.

  • wannabefree
    wannabefree

    it hasn't been announced, it has been this way the past couple of years

  • 3dogs1husband
    3dogs1husband

    hmmmmm. lets see we could make up stuff?

  • snare&racket
    snare&racket

    District Assembly of Jehovah's Witnesses 2012 "I need a dollar, a dollar is all I need!"

  • Iamallcool
    Iamallcool

    stop masturbating or you will die!

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    The end has been due any day now for ninety-eight years District Convention.

  • Morbidzbaby
    Morbidzbaby

    2012's summer convention theme will be:

    "Paying No Attention to That Man Behind the Curtain"

    Uplifting talks will include:

    The Man Behind the Curtain- How We Show That We Pay Him No Mind

    Shunning False Teachings About the Man Behind the Curtain

    Giving No Heed to the Things We (the GB) Left Behind [the Curtain]

    Looking Behind the Curtain...Are You Being Tempted?

    Also, a wonderfully encouraging full-costume drama entitled:

    Waiting on Jehovah to Reveal What's Behind the Curtain in Due Season

    Sorry...2am here and I'm a little overtired...

  • shamus100
    shamus100

    Why does it matter? It's usually some awful saying like what mortizbaby said... ;)

  • Juan Viejo2
    Juan Viejo2

    "Evidently It's the Summer 2012 Convention of Jehovah's Witnesses" convention...

    JV

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