Here's your Shaun uniform. The other two guys are "unacceptible".
OK, What is this summer's District Convention Theme?
by Quarterback 45 Replies latest jw friends
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lilbluekitty
Look at their wrinkled, untucked shirts, they MUST be WORLDLY!!! lol Love the Shaun guy haha.
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OnTheWayOut
All kidding aside, it was never like this just a few years ago. Evidently, (hey, they use that word) they are prepared to do something completely different to set off panic mode, but wait until the last minute to decide whether to use those talks and that theme or to go with the usual complete nothing of a convention.
Jesus apparently hasn't made up his mind what to stress this year.
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exwhyzee
They are in the process of deciding that as we speak. A few possibilities are.....
"2012 PROMISE KEEPERS DISTRICT CONVENTION OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES"
"MAINTAINING OUR CREDIBILTY IN AN INCREASINGLY ENLIGHTENED WORLD"
" PREPARING FOR THE NEXT CALAMITY, DISTRICT CONVENTION OF JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES "
"2012 FAREWELL TO BROOKLYN TOUR"
"CLOSE ENCOUNTERS OF THE CONVENTION KIND"
"THE 2012, IT'S SO CLOSE YOU CAN TASTE IT DISTRICT CONVENTION"
"LET'S WATCH WHAT WE PREACH DISTRICT CONVENTION"
" THE THOUSAND YEAR PURPLE REIGN DISTRICT ASSEMBLY" ( just in case Prince is still a Witness)
"I'M GONNA' WASH "THE TRUTH" RIGHT OUTTA MY HAIR AND SEND IT ON IT'S WAY
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snare&racket
"Millions that were living are now dead."
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Jeffro
I'm sure it will be "the best convention ever". Sigh.
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its_me!
"If Your Body Members You Control"....... *disclaimer---by controlling your body members, the WTS is referring to total sexual repression, side effects may include restlessness, constant sexual thoughts, extreme crabbiness, judgemental tendencies, and possible death. Please donate every last dime you have in your purse/wallet but keep in mind that the WTS is not responsible for unpleasant outcomes. Please see section three, page nineteen, paragraph one of the "Watchtower Bible and Tract Society; Yeah Folks, It's totally a One Way Street".
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punkofnice
Appreciating the grand privilege of unity in this time of the end!
Divine Happifying!
Antimatter from Alcyone!
New releases, same boring rubbish!
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Happifying Divine Release District Convention
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Broken Promises
Divine Release
Sounds like a porn movie for women.