by nicolaou 33 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
Bovines as a teaching tool for human sexual behavior? Why not chimps or other apes to which we are closely related?
Yeah! ** starts humping everyone's legs **
Then if a girl understandingly takes care of herself while the ovum is at large and is causing sex disturbance and cravings within her, she will be able to act like a true lady of irreproachable morals at all times.
Ah, yes, the ovum... the bane of the human female. One must always guard against this.... ** snort **
Mom, my ovum is making me horny. Can you come pray with me?
If you want a GOOD read on girls and sexuality this was a fantastic post
Human Sexuality 101: Everything a young girl needs to hear?
There is something about the word 'bovine' that just cracks me up.
BOVINE! LOL Me too Heaven.
NC,
Get your ovum away from me, you awful temptress!
Don't worry NC, your Ovum is safe with Shamus.
"Sex interview"???!!!
Priceless coming from the GB who have repeatedly been caught with their pants down in graven lust filled acts of "spiritual prostitution" (apostasy) with the "god of religion".
WATSON!
One can never be too safe. I cannot control these anamalistic instincts!
"Nothing bounces like a bovine"
