by MrFreeze 45 Replies latest social humour
Here's the corny joke thread. Post your favorite corny joke thread. That means no quality jokes! Only corny ones that make you groan!
Two antenna met on a roof. They fell in love and decided to get married. The ceremony was kinda lame, but the reception was awesome!
How do you find Will Smith when he gets lost in a snow storm?
Follow the fresh prints.
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you've already told her twice.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't bother to call him anything. He won't come when you call anyway.
Two muffins are in an oven.
One says "Man, it's hot in here."
The other says "Holy crap! A talking muffin!"
Where do you find a one-legged dog?
Right where you left it.
Man is walking down the street with his one-legged dog. A man walks up to him and says "That poor dog. What's his name?" The man with the dog replies "Cigarette." "Why do you call him Cigarette?" "'Cause I'm always taking him out for a drag."
What is the mating call of a blonde? I think I am drunk...
Okay, OTW already told the one dog with no legs...
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground Beef
How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb? One. But for the light to continue to go forth, send in your donation today.
Christian Pick-Up lines:
Nice Bible
I sure would like to pray with you.
You know Jesus? Me too!
How about a hug, sister?
You wanna come over and watch "The Ten Commandments" tonight?
