Q: What do ghosts like for breakfast?
A: Scream of wheat?
Corny Joke Thread
by MrFreeze 45 Replies latest social humour
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JeffT
What do you call the captain of Costa Concordia in a life boat? Chicken of the Sea.
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smiddy
I swear this is my own original ( can I copyright it ?) Back in the 60`s
smiddy: I hear the Russians have developed an Atomic pill !!
freind : Oh ? and what does it do ?
smiddy : It will cure people of syphylus ,STD,s
freind : how does it work ?
smiddy: it gives a man a new clear weapon
honestly I tell you no lies
smiddy
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nancy drew
Last night I had a dream i ate a big marshmellow and in the morning my pillow was gone
Two men were sitting at a bar and a polish man with monkey came in and sang a song and the monkey collected the money when he got to the one guy he gave him a twenty and the other guy said i thought you hated the polish he said i do but their so cute when their young. (sorry for ethnic joke nothing intended)
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just Ron
Why did Indians drink tea?
What do you get when you cross a rino with an elephant?
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to make tee pee
elifino
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Azazel
Where do pirates put their hats?.......................................on their buccaneers!