Corny Joke Thread
by MrFreeze 45 Replies latest social humour
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thetrueone
Q. What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A. You look flushed.…
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TimeBandit
Your mamma is so fat, the only way to get her out of that telephone booth is to grease her up and throw a twinkie in the street...
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JRK
OTWO said:
"What do you call a dog with no legs?
You don't bother to call him anything. He won't come when you call anyway."
How about "Third Base"?
JK
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JRK
Where do one legged waitresses work?
At the IHOP.
JK
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smiddy
You know your getting old when the only reason you take viagra is to stop pissing on your shoes at the urinal
smiddy
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Hopscotch
Did you hear about the magician who walked down the road and turned into a driveway.
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3rdgen
A blind man went into Macys and took his seeing eye dog with him. When he got to the middle of the store he picked up his dog by the tail and swung him around and around. A horrified clerk rushed up to him and asked what he was doing and if he needed some help. "No," replied the blind man," I'm just looking"
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JRK
What kind of bees give milk?
Boo Bees.
JK
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JeffT
Two blondes drive across the country to go to Disneyland. While driving through Anaheim they see a sign "Disneyland Left." So they turned around and went home.
(one of my wife's favorites after teaching preschool and kindergarten for twenty or so years) What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? Three year olds don't eat broccoli.