Why Is It That Americans Here Never.....

by Englishman 36 Replies latest jw friends

  • tyydyy
    tyydyy

    Hey Englishman,

    I'm from Texas, and here in Texas we don't care who's the best. It's the biggest that wins.

    I just saw the picture with your teeth in. I couldn't care less about your teeth but who is the doll standing next to you?

    TimB

  • Valis
    Valis

    We all know who Europe calls when the Krauts start acting up...*L* Did anyone hear what the US Olympic Hockey coach said in response to the German coach? The German coach said he was looking forward to playing the US and the US coach said "Yeah, that's why Germany lost WW II"...Amusing, but crude. I was having a conversation with a friend the other day, and he was in typical hippie fashion bashing the US versus all the "cultured" countries of Europe and the Middle East...my response was, "I suppose we either got the best or worst of all those countries...and the leftovers who stayed home are just jealous"...I wish in lots of ways the US was more like many European countries in respect to education, medicine, the environment, etc, but we do have more chicks per capita than most other countries...God Bless America!!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    Ok, OK, I'll have to do it...it's hard, but it's gotta be said...so here goes:

    (deep breath).... I THINK........

    ENGLAND'S A BEAUTIFUL COUNTRY

    There... I've said it....Mrs Ozzie'll think I've had too much shiraz!

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

    - Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

  • peterstride
    peterstride

    Going back to one of the first posts of this thread....who the heck are the Poms???

    Peter

  • gambler
    gambler

    I agree valis,our women rock.British women have round and pudgey faces and its sort of a turn off.Elizabeth hurly is your best export.And I thought diana was rather homley.

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    Yes, but what do you think of our amazing dancing teeth?

    Englishman.

    Truth exists;only falsehood has to be invented. -Georges Braque

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost
    who the heck are the Poms???

    I don't know if you're kidding, Peter, but the poms are otherwise known as the pomegranates.

    Cheers,
    Ozzie

    "If our hopes for peace are placed in the hands of imperfect people, they are bound to evaporate."

    - Ron Hutchcraft Surviving the Storms of Stress

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