Post your worst date story!

by hungry4life 24 Replies latest social relationships

  • hungry4life
    hungry4life

    with all the nice guy/bad boy and do looks matter posts doing so well I thought it might be fun to do a worst date ever post.

    So here goes mine: About 3 years ago my married friend had a neighbor she was good friends with he was a young widower with 2 kids and she thought we might like to get to know each other. So we agreed to meet for dinner at his apt (he lived 2 apts down from my friend so it did not seem awkward or unsafe). He cooked spaghetti and afterwards pulled out the old photo albums. The next 2 hours were spent with him talking about his life. Complete with photographic detail. This guy was not a good conversationalist and had a very boring life. the highlight was his highschool football career (I mean the guy was 38). It was sad, I could barely stay awake. Then he showed me pictures of his late wife who had died in a car wreck 2 years before. As if that wasn't bad enough he started to tell me how she was nuts and her death was the best thing that had ever happened to him. Because right before she died she had accused him of molesting their two boys. Then he invites me out to the Jacuzzi with him. I say not thanks I dont have a suit he offers to loan me one of hers, I decline again and tell him I need to go it is getting late (it was 9:00pm). He said ok gave me a slice of pumpkin pie in a tupperware container and drove me home. When I got out of the car I shook his hand and said thank you. He gave me a ribbon rose in a tiny glass container(needless to say I did not go out with him again, I did give my friend the tupperware to give him) She could not believe he had been so creepy, less than 2 months later he married another girl he had just met. UGGHHH

    edited to delete a duplicate sentence

  • JeffT
    JeffT

    Ok, this happened preborg, my senior year in college. I won't go into details, but let's say I was having a good time, but it would have been much different if she had told me she was married BEFORE her husband came home.

  • jayhawk1
    jayhawk1

    I went out with this really cute petite red-head. God was she a hottie. We had a great dinner except for one thing. I was just starting to exit the JWs and she wanted me to immediately become a devout Lutheran. I mean she wanted to convert me right on the spot. Well, I was not ready to make such a transformation, so I cut her loose. But god was she cute!

    Is this a light saber in my pocket or am I just happy to see you?

    "Hand me that whiskey, I need to consult the spirit."-J.F. Rutherford

  • Beans
    Beans

    I was living with two of my buddies on the top af a bungalow,our ladnlord lived below us and we often talked.His annual Christmas party was soon approaching and he kept insisting I go with this girl at his work who was so nice and a perfect match for me.My landlord was a bit of a booze can and I always took everything with a grain of salt but I finally agreed to go having never meet her I approached it with an open mind.

    Wel I get there and meet her and she wasn`t to bad a little bit of a ass buy I would have tagged her though.So the night went on and I apparently had said something bad about her wich I don`t recall and apparently her ex was there and I had threats and guys standing around me wanting to pound me.So here I am standing in a large room alone with my drunk landlord about to get it from the whole factory!I managed to make a subtle escape to my drunk landlords car and drive us home while his girlfriend kept insisting I come over to her house anytime! What a night.

    Beans

  • jesussaves
    jesussaves

    My worst date ever was with an elder's son. There's a group of islands of the coast of Lake Erie, that are notorious for their bars and nightlife. Well a group of dubs went up there for the entire day. I had to work early in the day, so I met my date when I got off work. By the time I got to the island (a 45 minute drive) he was already pissy drunk and embarrassing, and his breath was kicking like Van DAMME!

  • VeniceIT
    VeniceIT

    *But god was she cute!* ok now you sound like that shopping lady on Mad TV hahhahaha!!!!! "what do you suppose her name is?" hahha sorry.

    I don't really have antying I can think of to add, basically my entire dating history!!!

    Ven

    "Injustice will continue until those who are not affected by it are as outraged as those who are."

  • Simon
    Simon

    I managed to get a date with the most beautiful sister I'd even seen and of course made a total pigs ear of the whole thing. It didn't think that there was a bomb-scare at the cinema half way through the film.

  • gilwarrior
    gilwarrior

    The first time I was supposed to go out with my current lady friend I thought that we were going to meet on Sunday, but while I was going over there, a car hit me on the side! The cops came to get it all sorted out and I had to call her on her cell phone to tell her what happened. It turns out that she was already at the place where we were going to meet. I was totally embarrassed! We rescheduled our date for the next week and everything went fine. We are still good friends to this day.

    "I have so much love to give, but no one to give it to."

    William H. Macy - "Magnolia"

  • BoozeRunner
    BoozeRunner

    Worst date?? HMMMMMMM....This happened during my Borgus interruptus stage ( I was inactive, but went back years later). A co-worker who was VERY interested in me invited me over for dinner. Her objectives were obvious (slipping into nightgown, and taking her BC pill in CLEAR SIGHT gave it away-LOL).
    After having sex, she LICKED MY FACE like a pooch!!!! UGHHHHH Needless to say, I never went back there. She didnt speak to me @ work for about 4 months.

    Boozy

  • Tatiana
    Tatiana

    There was a guy that worked at Wards with me. We were pretty good friends. I thought he was kind and he made me laugh a lot. I was working late one night and I saw him get off the elevator and walk towards me. I was kind of surprised because I knew he'd gotten off hours before.

    Well, he asked me if I'd go to the movies with him. We could stop and get a drink first, then go see Alien Resurrection. I said. "Sure, why not?"

    I met him outside the back door at about 9:30. I thought something was wrong, but being kind of nervous, I wasn't noticing too much. We stopped at Chicago Joes. I had a margarita. I started to notice that his eyes were kind of out of focus. I asked him if he'd had a little too much to drink. He said he was fine, just tired.

    By the time we got to the movie, (I insisted on driving)he was weaving and dropping money on the floor. We went and found our seats. I swear the intro music hadn't finished before he was snoring with his head thrown back. He was so drunk he couldn't even stay awake. I was so embarrassed. I tried to elbow him and wake him up. That just made him louder.
    So, I left him there and went to sit down front!!!! I was so damn angry!!! When the movie was over, I went to wake him up. He didn't remember a thing. I drove myself home, and he tried to kiss me! I got out of the car and he proceeds to throw empty beer bottles in the grass in front of my apartment! I can't believe I was riding around with open containers. I could have gone to jail! What a f**king jerk!!

    I just told him to get the hell out of there! You just never know someone by the way they act at work!

    April

    If you bury the truth under the ground, it will but grow, and gather to itself such explosive power that the day it bursts through it will blow up everything in its way.--Emile Zola, J'accuse
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