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refiners fire

Worst date?
Ask approx 100 women who have been out with me!

But... once I went out with a woman from work, she was 35 and I was 22.
Anyway, first date on the way to the restaurant, she throws up.
Super nervous.I have to pull into the gutter to let her barf.
Not that I condemned her for that.

Once we get to the restaurant she tells me her whole life story about how her husband beat her, made her have sex with taxi drivers while he secretly filmed them..the whole bit.The womans a psycho wreck.
On the way home, she throws up again.
I end up staying the night.
The woman Im with has a ten year old kid. The kid goes hysterical when he realizes a man is staying overnight in mummys bedroom.
The bed squeaks like nothing you could believe.
WEEKA.. WEEKA.. WEEKA ..WEEKA.

Next morning I wake up, and her dogs are on the bed. Little yapping hairy monsters which she insists I be nice too.
On the Radio I am awoken by a song called "I believe in love" Country and western. I hate country and western. I still cant listen to "I believe in Love" to this day.
Im outta there.
Driving away I know I will never see her intimately again.
Once was enough!

hungry4life

Thanks to everyone for sharing. I no longer feel alone in the awful dates category! Boy if prizes were being awarded I would have to put my vote in for refiners fire. Your story actually had me cringing I don't know if I can stand to listen to that song now

refiners fire

Before she went to sleep she pulled her false teeth out too!

A lot of Aussies have bad teeth.
There is something in the facial structure of a lot of Australian women that makes their chin disappear as they get older. They get these hook noses with an undersized chin. When the woman has false teeth and pulls them out the effect is doubled.
Shocking!

My blood runneth cold at the memory.

KissAFish

Refiners Fire...that is a scarey thing,... I must say though,even as an aussie girl..you are right.. My pet hate is teeth...so I thought I was the only one to notice...??? I wouldnt even be able to begin on my worst date list....But I eventually found Mr Wonderful.. so it was all worth it ...in a way..(???)...LOL Never give up some disater dates can be a real laugh..

"Today is the tomorrow that you worried about yesterday."

KissAFish

So you are Canadian, Beans.. cool.. I am headed that way on an exchange next year... Hoping Vancouver is as nice as I am told..

Beans

Hey Kiss:
I`m in Toronto,if your ever here e-mail me!
Beans

Shimmer

My worst date was when I was a sophmore in high school and I was asked to go to the prom with a senior who I had a crush on. His girlfriend had broke up with him like a week before and so he asked me last minute. My parents said I could go but they had no money for a dress, so I had to borrow one from a friend. The dress was the ugliest thing you ever saw, baby blue with lots of lace and it was too big for me so it just hung on me.

Well, this guy gets his ear pierced like 2 days before the prom. I knew that when he came to pick me up and my dad saw the earring he would flip. So I asked him if he could take it out before he came to pick me up. So he did and we drove back to his house and his mom is trying to put the earring back in and his ear is bleeding. I was so embarrased.

Anyway we go to this hippie's house to buy alcohol before the prom. We get to the prom like halfway through it. I don't know anyone there. We didn't have any money for pictures because he had spent it all on alcohol. Then we leave early and he takes me to this makeout spot and tries to have sex with me, I wouldn't and he gets mad at me.

So then we go to this party where I know no one and it's all these cute chearleader types with pretty dresses. We leave there and go to this other party of people that didn't even go to the prom. So we are the only ones dressed up. It ended up being a drug house. The guy I was with was quite the druggie, I found out.

We finally leave there and he drops me off at 3 in the morning.

Shimmer

Maybe being oneself is alway an acquired taste.-----PATRICIA HAMPL

HoChiMin

I recently took out a woman for dinner that was introduced to me by a friend, she seemed nice. We were to meet at a mall then go to her house so I could see where she lived (an hour drive from my house)then go to dinner. She previously had asked me if I would mind if she brought her dog along, I asked if the dog could stay alone at her place, dogs on first dates I can do without. Well she is an hour late to the meeting location, and has the dog (a three pound poodle)and we don't have time to go to her place, how convienient.

The drive towards my house with her and the dog started to get weird when she starts to play with the dog and kiss it all over. While I'm driving and looking out the corner of my eye at her she blurts out "I've kissed his balls" I'm doumbfounded. "He's clean you know" she says. Instant turn off for me, now what do I do with her?

We go to dinner with the dog in a room at my house,I'm just expecting it to shit all over but it doesn't. We pick up the dog after dinner and proceed back to her condo, now dark out I see her lift the dog by it's tail and pull it's ass upon her nose and sniff, YUK. She sees me looking in disgust and states "I think he pooped" ,well damn me, what better reason to NOT sniff a dogs ass.

The Condo:

She asks me in and persuades me to repair a closet door for her.
Now she teases the pooch with a stuffed toy turtle as he whines at it
she throws it to the floor and dog immedeatly starts to hump the turtle with full fury and large erection. as I prepare to leave quickly she picks up the turtle and declares "it's all full of cum" As my hand is on the door knob she then picks up the pooch and says " HE IS ALL CUM" shaking her hands in the air.

I leave and never go back.

HCM (the poodle hating class)

Naeblis

That last story is the most disturbing thing I've ever heard.

Mindchild

Holy Cow...there is a lot of weird stuff in this thread!

Well, my own whimpy worst date stories don't hold a candle to what happened to a buddy of mine who is a college psychology professor. He told me awhile back about the worst date of his life. Someone had left a note on his door asking him if he would be up for a date and he meets this "babe" at the local Student Union for coffee. He tells me she isn't ugly but she isn't really that attractive but as he wanted to get laid, he decided to take her out.

Well, after going out to dinner they go back to his place and they are having sex and he is complaining about how uncomfortable the sex feels and wants more K-Y jelly. After using nearlly a tube, he finishes and afterwards begins to talk to his date. In the course of the conversation, his date mentions that she was a former student of his. My buddy has a pretty good memory but can't recall her as a student so he asks her when it was and what class it was. She replies but he says he still didn't remember her. She replied that maybe it was because it was before her sex change operation and that she was a man then!

Well, he suddenly knew it wasn't his night then. LOL

Skipper

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