This looks like a fun thread!!!
marking for later mischief...
I'm going to sit on top of my pyramid in the Pleiades eating my miracle wheat for 1,000 years while I tack into the wind....
by baltar447 44 Replies latest jw friends
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RubaDub
Anyone know where I can buy some Miracle Wheat?
It can be hard to get but I've found combining equal parts of Cream of Wheat and Woolite comes pretty close.
Rub a Dub
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baltar447
I could hire monsanto to genetically engineer a wheat that:
- Leaves you hungrier than before you ate it
- Makes you have the runs because you can't tolerate it
- Makes you keep saying, isn't this wonderful miracle wheat that they've given us??
We can call it WT Wheat
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Bungi Bill
Don't forget the benefits of regularly reverse-flushing yourself with the garden hose; said to do wonders for general health!
Oh, and I nearly forgot this gem of domestic hygiene:
- Forget all the various cleaning products and materials that the supermarkets sell. What you can't get clean with ordinary kersosene, plus a drop or two of lemon juice, is not worth trying to clean anyway.
Bill.
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Mickey mouse
What an encouraging, upbuilding thread.
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Ding
I love it when the GB uses "Questions from Readers" to debunk stuff that the WTS and only the WTS used to teach!
They condemn their own organization's teachings as if they came from some unnamed source in Christendom...
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Bungi Bill
An encouraging and upbuilding thread - every word of it once uttered by the FDS!
Bill.
PS: No wonder it left so many people completely &*#^ed - Up!
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TD
Did you get to the pyramid via the Hoboken Ferry? It matters you know....
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OnTheWayOut
Go on a Bethel tour and ask where they put the old light.
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undercover
Is Miracle Wheat anything like Quadro-Triticale?
undercover... of the "trekkie class"