Why is the Memorial so important to JWs?

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  • elderelite
    elderelite

    "new unmentionables"

    Why sister knot!!!! ...... Actually i rather hope u will mention them ;-)

  • moshe
    moshe
    wish we woud go back to renting a facility.

    real estate is the WT's money machine today, not magazines-

  • charlie brown jr.
    charlie brown jr.

    It's the Only HOLIDAY!!! YES I said HOLIDAY!!!!

    OK to Celebrate and..............

    IT IS A MUST

  • Sic Semper Tyrannis
    Sic Semper Tyrannis

    Good point - I never thought of that. If only the annointed are to partake, and they alone are in communion with Christ, why do the Other Sheep have to attend? Probably in no small part due to the awkward situation of an empty KH with a bunch of organic wine and matzo bread sitting around. I should have made the argument that since the annointed represented me through Christ, then I should have been able to phone that one in. Have a good time Brother Annointed, let me know how it goes.

  • transhuman68
    transhuman68

    It’s just sad really. Everything the Witnesses do is just boring, hum-drum, devoid of meaning beyond the moment- the meetings are just classes in instruction, and like a school- nothing has any greater meaning. Even the Bible is reduced to being an instruction manual that must be followed to the verse.

    And then the Memorial comes around…. the ritual….the symbolic meaning attached to the bread & wine….being part of a celebration that is thousands of years old…maybe the only thing that has any dignity in this cardboard cut-out religion… but even then, the Watchtower makes it into a complete balls-up.

  • Phizzy
    Phizzy

    Anyone not partaking is not invited. Period.

    Headline: " Millions of gate-crashers at J C's party !"

  • jam
    jam

    The great crowd is the cheering section.

  • PaintedToeNail
    PaintedToeNail

    The Borg like to hype up the memoria fervor to get the most possible attendees, that it is around Easter is beneficial. They will then issue a Watchtower stating that they had a billion people in attendance, which means these ones have a righteous heart inclination and may possibly, one da,y become our brothers. So get out there and cultivate that interest.

  • JustThatGirl007
    JustThatGirl007

    yknot: Oh come-on!

    This is a no-brainer!

    NEW DRESS!

    Heels higher then 3.5 inches!

    Option to wear a lil shimmer or some tulle and still be over 35!

    New unmentionables too!

    I LOL'd! Freaking AWESOME!!! And so true!

  • Diest
    Diest

    It is way more fun if you pretend it is a black mass and that you are refusing the emblems because you are against christ. Rather than thinking you are just another lame great crowd member.

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