YOU ARE ALL DEMONIZED (page 3)

blondie

(Acts 12:21-23) . . .But on a set day Herod clothed himself with royal raiment and sat down upon the judgment seat and began giving them a public address. 22 In turn the assembled people began shouting: “A god’s voice, and not a man’s!” 23 Instantly the angel of Jehovah struck him, because he did not give the glory to God; and he became eaten up with worms and expired.

designs

Bad Taco from a street vendor no doubt.

rebel8

You are all demonized apostates don't you know this

I do know I'm demonized. It comes in handy though.

My demon and I get 2-for-1 drinks at TGI Fridays.

Also, when my coworkers annoy me, I turn my eyes red, levitate and turn my head around backwards. They usually piss their pants and leave me alone.

My imaginary demon is the BEST JW REPELLANT EVAR. Whenever the crazy dubs in my life are annoying, I just roll my eyes in the back of my head, make odd noises and whisper demon stuff. They 60% know I'm faking and 40% leave because they're not sure.

Badfish

So we are forbidden to kill apostates? I can agree with that. Murder is wrong.... I am a confirmed drunkard so according to mathew 24:49, 50 you should not be associating with me. Oh, and Story Waters is not Jehovah, he is someone that wrote a book about the John 10:34 idea that we are all gods. In other words, a long time ago, god got bored and decided to split himself up into many personalities but retain free will. So we all forgot about our divine nature in order to follow our own course of free will. But those of us who choose to do things that are deemed unworthy on the last day will be forgotten. But the good memories of our free will will be remembered for eternity. I encourage you to read "you are god, get over it."

poppers

Strange thing is, I believe that if God really exists, the JWs are closest to the truth compared to all other religions.

Yeah, that is strange. Maybe it's time to dump the whole idea that any religion can reveal "truth".

Badfish

@poppers

So if no religion has the truth, then who has the truth? You? Or are you an agnostic/atheist? I would suggest that if you are an atheist, you believe you have the truth, that God does not exist. However, if you are agnostic, then you do not claim to know one way or another. A third possibility is that you believe in a holy book such as the Bible, yet you believe that all religions have it wrong. Would you care to explain the real truth to me then?

breakfast of champions

Think that between Santa Claus, Pere Noël, Joulupukki and Ded Moroz-- Santa Claus is the closest thing to the truth.

yknot

Good Morning Badfish!!!

Ahhh sweety....

It is going to be okay.....

"Who has the Truth" ......."TRUTH" in the WTS is just 'Jesus was enthroned in 1914" (but we didn't even start teaching that til the 1920s)

So as defined by the WTS only the WTS and the 'reformed JWs of Romania' have the 'TRUTH' ....

If you want to be a Christian, yes the Bible is the holy book you need to seek.

That said, interpetations vary.

While I don't discourage your study in the Bible I would also encourage you to find yourself worthy of self-preservation. Beating yourself up with alcohol isnt a good idea since you are more then likely gonna die in this system of things and there is a lot of life to enjoy versus it passing in a haze. Get into a detox program, start restoring your body through proper nutrition and come talk to us when the JW thing starts gnawing on your mind.....

huggles

thetrueone

I am a confirmed drunkard

Perhaps one day when your completely off the booze and you don't start a thread with a derogatory and demeaning comment toward members here,

you might find people willing to discus things with you..... until then. ......

minimus

Badfish is the best drunk writer I've seen.

YOU ARE ALL DEMONIZED

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