Using big words (e.g., "corresponding ransom") and convoluted reasoning does not turn a fairy story into a true story, nor does taking a fanciful story about a talking snake and bolstering it up with post-hoc "arguments" render the story any less fanciful.
If this were soap powder, we'd see the advertising scam immediately. However, because it is saddled with Big Issues such as Daring to Question God and What Else Is There? we drop our critical faculties and give in the fear-based and wishful thinking. That's certainly what children do when confronted with Big Issues. It's not what adults do - or are capable of doing; namely, using our brains to boot out the bullshit.