Valis,
I'll put Fred in charge of cat ass licking. Hey we can dream, can't we?
TR
I hold it to be the inalienable right of anybody to go to hell in his own way.
--Robert Frost, 1935
BENEVOLENT DICTATOR
by TR 32 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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TR
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xyzzy
Here's what I'd do.
- Abolish all drug laws. All of them. The only one that would remain is that they could only be sold to those at least 18 years of age. There'd also be laws governing the purity of drugs, to keep some poor schmoe's crystal meth from being laced with strychnine or whatever.
- Come to think of it, all laws based on subjective morality would also be overturned. Gay marriage? Done! Cohabitation? Have fun, you two (or more)! In fact, the only sex laws left would ban sex with minors and rape.
- All houses of worship would be taxed. The First Amendment of the US Constitution should no longer be abused and turned into a loophole. Tax the church just like any other business.
- Any lawmaker who introduces passing/repealing legislation whose motives are based purely on religious principles not supported by reason would be immediately bounced from office and banned from all future political office.
- All citizens over 18 who have not been convicted of crime or judged mentally incompetent shall have the right to own firearms and carry concealed handguns. They shall also have the right to shoot to kill anyone breaking into their homes or attempting to carjack them, as well as firing upon those who attempt to victimise a third party. So you want that sweet little AK47 you saw in Shotgun News? If ya got the funds, go ahead and buy it. Get full auto, get a silencer, it'd all be completely legal. No registration, no license, the only paperwork you'd need for it would be fifteen USD$100 bills.
- Any crime that causes harm to an innocent person would be met by swift and certain punishment. Oh, so the scumbag in the dock was sexually molested as a child? So were lots of other folks, and they don't do crimes.
- The state would have no role in education. Abolish public schools, and turn the care over to the parents, where it belongs! If someone is too poor to afford private schools, many charities would be glad to provide education for free.
- Discrimination based on race/religion/sexual orientation etc would also be banned. That includes "affirmative action" as well as signs reading "Whites Only". Race, religion, sexual orientation, ethnicity, and so on wouldn't even be considered when it comes to being eligible for housing, employment, use of public facilities, or whatever.
"Comrades! We must abolish the cult of the individual decisively, once and for all!"
~Nikita Khrushchev, premier of the Soviet Union, echoed in the teachings of the WatchTower -
Satanus
TR
What about masturbaters? Would you have them whacked on their peepees?
SS