Lol, Was!
Ironic quote of the month goes to a sentence in the article Jehovah Hates Injustice:
2012 August Public WT and the Obliteration of Logic
by Yan Bibiyan 30 Replies latest watchtower beliefs
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00DAD
LG: So what is the difference between miracles and magic?
Miracles are by Jehovah and are GOOD; magic is from Satan and is BAD.
WT Axiom: Anything WE say is GOOD; anything anyone else says is BAD, even if it's the same thing!
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LostGeneration
Check this proof of miracles happening- Laws of nature = Laws of Grammar
Our understanding of the laws of nature is based
on what scientists have observed happening
in the natural world around us. However,
those laws are similar to the grammar rules
for a language—there may be some exceptions
to the rule. Our understanding of these
“rules” may, in fact, be very limited.Someone please, tell me one law of nature that has an exception. These guys are certifiable idiots.
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sd-7
Garrett Losch of the GB gave a Gilead graduation talk as reported on p. 28:
He listed five
ways by which we know we have the truth:
(1)We remain in Jesus’ teaching, (2) we love
one another, (3) we adhere to God’s high
moral standards, (4) we remain neutral in
the controversies of this world, and (5) we
are God’s name people.
(1) Nope. Got your own good news, 1914. It's just downhill from there.
(2) NO! You're only as loving as the Society allows you to be. When the chips are down, these so-called true Christians? They'll eat each other.
(3) You make up your own rules, and then say they're God's rules. No.
(4) Neutral unless library books are involved.
(5) So was Israel, and look how that turned out. The name proves absolutely nothing--I'm not even sure how that is admissible evidence at all. I mean, the preaching work would've been a more logical choice than that!
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sd-7
Hey, little Caleb is back! He's a recurring character--see pages 23 and 24! He's like the Andre of kids! He's everywhere! I take that to mean that Caleb and his family will return for the next DVD release. I'm excited already!
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wha happened?
they just love those straw man arguments don't they
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Yan Bibiyan
Someone please, tell me one law of nature that has an exception.
Lost, I was looking at the same exact quote, completely baffled by how the laws of nature and physics are comparable with the rules of grammar!?
Language (and grammar) are , ahem, evolving things. Thou shalt know.
Ya'll feelin' me, baby?
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Disillusioned Lost-Lamb
Their brains are so rusty from not using them that I can smell the burning gears here in WA state.
They'd better be careful with trying to use anymore "logic" or else they're gonna break what little minds they have left.
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Yan Bibiyan
sd-7, let me add the words from the rag that follow your quote in the next paragraph on pg.8:
"...Jehovah’s Witnesses believe that those
massive changes will soon occur. Why?
Because the miracles Jehovah God has
already performed prove that he has the
power to fulfill his promises."
Tell me, how the #%@ God's performance record says anything about the timing of such purported future events?
Yeah, I have promissed to kick your ass in the past and I certainly have done so. You must be soon due for an ass whooping.
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wasblind
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For the life of me I can't see why JW's would fear a toy