"There are really miracles, because the Bible says so."
That has to be the lamest explanation I have ever seen. The LIE-ble can explain them--simply made up or embellished (any witlesses who have been through an a$$embly know about embellished experiences). Most of the "miracles(??)" in the LIE-ble were simply lifted from ancient sources, corrupted to "refresh(??)" them, and written down in lieu of current happiness for people today. Everything "Jesus" did was copied from ancient sources, sometimes many of them.
Today, we don't experience miracles simply because of the LIE-ble. People are scared to look outside the LIE-ble, so their souls remain undeveloped (and besides, those filthy angels block incoming and outgoing communications between us and those Demons that so desperately want to help us). They refuse to do anything because the LIE-ble is supposed to be all they need, and because they are afraid the Demons will possess them if they practice magic. The only miracles we see these days is that Christi-SCAM-ity has survived to this date, and that a few religious idiots are managing to enslave the whole human race despite that many are waking up.
Plus, many of the "miracles" have scientific explanations. The darkening of the sun at Jesus' death was simply a total solar eclipse (hardly a miracle). Faith healing has scientific explanations--the placebo effect, spiritual healing, and so on. Even the astral plane is close to being proven and detected with science (if only Christi-SCAM-ity would let them do their jobs). Psychic energy is close to being measured--the Kirlian photography actually measures the output, and electrodes prove bioelectricity as fact. And much of what the filthy angels do to prevent one from accessing their powers is explained using well-known principles of physics, similar to what happens when you get static on your radio or multipath reception.
I think the LIE-ble is out of date. True religion--Satanism--was on the correct path until Judaism, Christi-SCAM-ity, and Islam went and trashed it. And now science, so long as Christi-SCAM-ity stays out, is catching up. Given half a chance, science and Satanism will both prove that most "miracles" are actually acts of physics that can be explained using science. You will be seeing Demons being proven to be real Beings, intent on helping people. And most of the "static" (in the form of smart interference, unlike the dumb interference you get with today's radio broadcasts) will be in the form of filthy angels, proven to be our enemies hellbent on YOUR damnation.