cant be alone with sister in car....may have sex..are witness that bad?? (page 2)

Glander

Proverbs says: you can't trust wimmen. they are penis magnets. they will throw you and blow you before you can trick 'em and dick 'em.

Think About It

JW's taught me that if you were left alone with a brother in a car, you had sex with him. I thought it was normal and expected.

I'll honk when I get there tonight.

Think About It

mrsjones5

LoL Glander! I laughed a little too loud on that one and had to shoo my baby boy away.

I once had a circuit assembly part that involved the experience of an extremely shy sister who had an unbelieving mate. We had to go to the rehearsal that was 35 miles away. I had a nice car. Just the two of us went. She rode in the backseat. By the time we got to the rehearsal site the car smelled horrible. When she got out I could see that the poor thing had leaked her period all over my leather upholstery. We had the rehearsal and I drove her home. very sexy, huh?

mrsjones5

*gasp* Omg! The poor woman! Omg, your poor car! That's just sad.

00DAD

Well, Glander that just ruined the moment.

TMI

Glander

TMI - It's the truth! Maybe you can't handle the truth! LOL

My point is that a brother and sister alone in a car as the "appearance of evil" is BS. (Unless she is a real puddin'.)

mrsjones5

Aw that's cute...a real puddin'

00DAD

I can't handle the truth! ... lol

Actually, it's more like I don't wanna' know!

Sometimes my wife will go into "intimate details" about certain things like [redacted] or [deleted] and I'll just say, "You know my love when I said 'I want to know everything about you' that was a romantic expression that was never meant to be taken literally!"

mrsjones5

Dad, I'm like that with my kids. When they come of age there's some things I really don't need to know.

cant be alone with sister in car....may have sex..are witness that bad??

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