cant be alone with sister in car....may have sex..are witness that bad??

by Witness 007 75 Replies latest jw experiences

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  EmptyInside

  My family had the book study at our house for years. Once in awhile my mother would be the only one going out in service and only the conductor would show up for service. He went home,even though,my mother was old enough to be his mother. I think he was glad just to not have to go out in service. They probably could have met up with another book study if they really wanted to go out.

  There have been plenty of times,I've been alone with a brother while someone went on a long call. Nothing ever happened,where did I go wrong?

  I remember one day I actually enjoyed service and I was the only sister in the group. Those guys were hilarious,I laughed all day,but all very innocent.

  But,it's sad that they don't feel that men and women can have close friendships. When you grow up in a congregation,all the young men were like brothers to me,literally. And one especially I would go out with and many times we were alone in a home together. He recently fixed my computer,we were alone and nothing happened. Seriously,what am I doing wrong,lol?
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  blondie

  How about this, I have only male siblings, jws at the time, I was told when I was in my 20's that I could not be unchaperoned with my own brother, that some jws might know we were relatives, like did he think we'd be groping??? Couldn't even go out alone in the car together...I asked the CO what he thought...to his credit his face hardened and he went and found Brother Perverted Thinking. After an animated discussion the CO came back and told me to disregard it. Good thing Brother PT was not the dominant elder on the body. It seems the CO often went out alone with his own female sibling growing up.
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  mythreesons

  This thread is --- Awwwwe-some!

  So true though, for a long time I didn't know how to act when I was with a sister by myself! I was very jumpy, like she was gonna jump my bones at any second! She'd move suddenly to get something out of her purse and I'd leave the room and scream "RUN LIKE JOSEPH!" LOL (Just kidding).

  If you are alone with a woman, you will have sex....or she will accuse you of trying to have sex with her! JW women are frrrreeeaaaks! haha ;)

  Brown chicken Brown cow~ LOL
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  Bonnie_Clyde

  JW's aren't the only bad ones. We had a visit from two young Mormon guys. Clyde and I were sitting on the front porch. Then one of the guys asked to use the bathroom. I started to show him into the house and the way to the bathroom, but he said my husband would have to show him the way. I was three times this kid's age. Maybe he thought I was the bad one.
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  hamsterbait

  About 14 years ago a brother and his sister immigrated to my country and came to our Kingdumb hell.

  They were advised to get separate apartments in case of "what the neighbours might think". They had the balls to tell the filthy minded elduhs where to go.

  Oh yes! yes! AND our school overseer came to the meeting for field circus, at a sister's house. At this time she was about 92, he was in his late 30's. He was the first to arrive, so he went back to his car to wait, as it could look "dubious" to all her neighbours ( who had lived around her and her family for fifty years...)

  Turns out that at this time he was knobbing a Blond Babe he had met in the course of his work. He lost his privileges for a while, and when the divorce came through he married her.

  HB
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  hamsterbait

  Found Sheep - a conference call involving more that two people constitutes an ORGY in Witchtower La La Land.

  HB
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  hamsterbait

  It disgusts me to say this -

  BUT: If you are alone with a little kid and end up having sex, the WTBTS wil be sooh supportive and protect you. Cause ( as if you couldnt guess - the elduhs ask in JCs on this thing if the child had been willing, or led the adult on in some way)

  Ain't jehoobie the KInd One?

  HB
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  hamsterbait

  Willbedubbednomore:

  Strange isnt it that a sister you were alone with and did nothing, could LIE and you would lose your position.

  Yet a child who is alone with a pedo TELLS THE TRUTH and he does not lose his position because he didnt sell ringside seats to witness it.

  As for TWO virile men calling on a single sister to give her counsel - havent they seen enough PORN in their researches to know what the neighbours might think?

  What a crazy cult....
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  hamsterbait

  If they are sooo worried about what the neighbours might be thinking why dont they knock on their doors?

  "Good morning, I am calling as a member of the Local Kingdumb Hell of Jehoobies Witlesses, and asking a question:

  "Do you think the elderly 95 years old sister at number forty-one is fucking the young Brother who takes her shopping every Wednesday?"

  [allow for response]

  "Of course even the imagination of sin is condemned by Jesus. How do you think you can keep living in view of your filthy thoughts about your Jehoobies witless neighbour?"

  HB
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  3rdgen

  Hamsterbait, that was hilarious! JWs should ask the important questions you mentioned. LOL