Ah, so you fall back on the old standby----maybe the writing is not accurate and it was all made up later. That is a principle that you apply as you see fit. Maybe every single thing about Jesus, good and bad, was just a big lie and was made up later. No, that's not right, because you talk to Jesus. But people outside the Christian tradition also speak to spirits and feel just as sure as you do. Oh, that's right, they are really talking to Jesus but just don't know it.
500 people, every year, in the UK? Well I don't have a link, but I would have to take a look at the criteria and opposing theories and so forth, But let's assume it is true and not as corrupted as the Bible. Yep. Odds are slim---but they surely allow for a married couple to just drop dead from strong emotion hours apart. Mmm hmmm. What is not possible is for such an event to be predicted. It is quite convenient this most improbable event ever happened right on cue and after a prediction. And it wasn't a vague prediction either! Nope---happened immediately! Now THAT is phenomenal. You will drop dead on the spot. Okay! *thud* Freaking unbelievable if you ask me.
Oh but that's right. That part might not be true. Every other part of the account is probably true, just not that part. It was made up later. I forgot to apply your first principle, which is when we don't like it, we can claim fraud. When we do like it, then it is golden.