How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed? (page 3)

WildTurkey

Hey Gumby, if you smuggle anything across the border, take Simon a handgun he wants one.

SYN

HAHA! Like I care how many DFing offenses I've committed!

In fact, not to put too fine a point on it, but I'm about as worried about the Elders and their silly laws right now as I your average snail is worried about Special Relativity!

Other than that, let's see...I've done the LOT, honestly, and I feel fine about it.

I figure everything's good as long you don't hurt anyone or anything in any way. That's basically my policy.

The earlier in the forenoon you take the sun bath, the greater will be the beneficial effect, because you get more of the ultra-violet rays, which are healing. - The Golden Age

I have committed many things, but because I am no longer a JW I don't consider anything I do as a wrongdoing. I consider all things a new adventure and I only answer to God.
I was more a hypocrite in the truth to desire what I now do in my life. When I honestly searched my heart I wanted to celebrate Christmas,birthdays the whole thing As I was not raised in the truth all my life. I was 13 when our family changed from anglicans to jws. I believe that longing for the chance to celebratethe these occaisinos made the work I did in the org, invalid in the eyes of God. I don't know if this makes sense to any one of you but I thought that maybe the biggest sin was longing for the things I left behind but really didn't in my heart. So that was probably the biggest difellowshipping offense I ever committed.

HINDSIGHT IS 20/20

QUEENIE

Ido not keep track of them like on a publishers card I just go with flow!! If JWs say it is BAD then it is good to great as an apostate..XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

Seeker4

Whoa. Let's see. This is somewhere around my 260th post here, and probably 1000 or more at H2O, so that's the start.

I have had too much to drink a few (translation: many) dozen times.

Have had sex either outside my marriage, or in ways inside my marriage not acceptable to the Witnesses, several dozen times as well.

I vote. Often.

I've saluted the flag and stood for the national anthem a lot.

Oh boy. I'm in deep shit now!! And I didn't even mention birthdays, holidays, conversations that could be classified as apostate...

Oh man - and I was just at a bar talking up a young babe, drinking too much and celebrating St. Patrick's Day. Uh oh. Today alone could do me in!!!!!!

Have I mentioned supporting gay rights, Tarot readings, nude swimming (in mixed company), watching whatever fucking movie I want to watch, talking to Randy Watters, Ray Franz, Bill Bowen, Alan F., DocBob, or Barbara Grazutti Harrison, and many other disfellowshipped or similar types, or consistently driving way past the speed limit while listening to really wild music??????

NO? I guess I'm safe them.

S4

Englishman

Seeker 4,

Lots of things there that I hadn't even thought of. Sheesh.

Zev, hmm, the old brain-box does get a bit busy sometimes, it's nearly always the social issues that I think on. Sometimes I will have a few beers and think that this is OK, but dubs will say no, or go to a soccer game, that's a no-no too, or what films I see or what I say is OK for my sons to do, and it really comes home to me that you can trust your own insincts, that you don't need anyone else to tell you what is right or wrong, because, deep down inside, you already know that.

IMO, only the emotionally crippled need guidance from Brooklyn.

Englishman.

D8TA

I have done an average of 100 offences a day. WE ALL HAVE! We all "question" the society. We all have "independant" thoughts. We all have "criticized" the Governing Body.

Somehow they link this behavior to "pride". Or, DEMONS (bwahahhahahah) are responsible for our actions, and we are "giving in to Satan".

I dont know about you all, BUT IT FEELS SOOOOO GOOOD! I luuuuv my FREE MIND!

D8TA

~ A day no season would claim ~

tyydyy

I'll try to put them in no particular order....Why? Because I'm proud that I have the freedom now to do what I couldn't do before. Some things I'm not particularly proud of but at least I'm honest. Some things I did just to see if I could. Kinda like a teenager huh?

1. Oral Sex
2. Adultry
3. Smoking
4. Drugs
5. Gambling
6. Celebrated Holidays
7. Watched X rated movies
8. Apostacy
9. Blasphemy
10. Birthdays
11. I have a US flag sticker on my truck
12. I have attended another church
13. Shoplifting
14. Lying
15. Drunkeness
16. Cursing
17. Worked for a military base
18. Gave money to a religious charity
19. Got a tarot card reading
20. Dirty dancing (now before you say that this isn't a disfellowshipping offense, you should see me dance. It has to be some kind of crime.)

I reserve the right to come back and add more.

TimB

yumbby

As many as I possibly can without seriously hurting myself. :) Its been a wild 6 months.

DazedAndConfused

I must admit....tyydyy is my type of man. I have also committed every one of his "sins":

1. Oral Sex
2. Adultry
3. Smoking
4. Drugs
5. Gambling
6. Celebrated Holidays
7. Watched X rated movies
8. Apostacy
9. Blasphemy
10. Birthdays
11. I have a US flag sticker on my truck
12. I have attended another church
13. Shoplifting
14. Lying
15. Drunkeness
16. Cursing
17. Worked for a military base
18. Gave money to a religious charity
19. Got a tarot card reading
20. Dirty dancing (now before you say that this isn't a disfellowshipping offense, you should see me dance. It has to be some kind of crime.)

OK, so I have not "worked for a military base" but I am married to a man who does what I cannot disclose for the militery.

tyydyy, if I weren't so fat and if I weren't married we could have something going. LMFAO!!!

How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?

WildTurkey

SYN

orangefatcat

QUEENIE

Seeker4

Englishman

D8TA

tyydyy

yumbby

DazedAndConfused

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