Just out of interest I doubt if most of the above would have bothered God much either.
Maybe the shoplifting.
Englishman.
How Many DF'ing Offences Have You Committed?
by Englishman 34 Replies latest jw friends
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Abaddon
Well, I don't keep count as it's a load of bull, but it's amusing to write it all down I suppose...
... oh, and I think whether buying a large dildo is a df'ing offense or not depends on what you DO with it!
1. Oral Sex
2. Anal Sex
3. Adultry
4. Smoking tobacco
5. Smoking cannabis
6. Taking LSD
7. Taking Amphetamines
8. Taking MDMA
9. Gambling
10. Celebrated Christmas
11. Celebrated Thanksgiving
12. Celebrated Birthdays
13. Watched X rated movies
14. Apostacy
15. Blasphemy
16. Atheism (does that cancel out blasphemy?)
17. I have a US flag by my desk at home
18. I have a UK flag by my desk at home
19. I have attended a Seikh Gudara
20. I have attended a Baptist Church
21. I have attended a Roman Catholic Church
22. Obtaining property by deception
23. Drug dealing (cannabis)
24. Lying
25. Drunkeness
26. Cursing
27. Worked for a military base
28. Gave money to a religious charity
29. Got a tarot card reading
30. Did horoscopes for people
31. Threesomes
32. Sadomasochism (but I've never seen this mentioned as a df'ing offence in the WT of A!)
33. Nudist beaches?
34. Voted
35. Run in elections
36.... ah, I'm bored with the list now...EMan; you said "IMO, only the emotionally crippled need guidance from Brooklyn."
I agree, and think that the Borg are set up in such a way that peope ARE emotionally crippled if they get involved, or especially if they grow up in the Borg.
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chezza
Ah seedy interesting point there, i have been thinking about this alot lately given i was disfellowshipped for adultery, how come in the bible the men of god who were even called gods friends were allowed to have wives concubines and so on, why wern't they accused of adultery?
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Imbue
Abaddon: This one on your list; I find hard to believe!
17. I have a US flag by my desk at home
Crazy is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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Abaddon
Imbue; I was 14, in the US on holiday with my parents. There was a US flag (small) in the hotel room, left by a previous occupant attending a political convention. I kept it. 22 years!