cheer me up (page 3)

sadiejive

Hey Flower,
Here are some "Yo Mama" jokes Hope these help...they always make me laugh...

-Yo mama is so dirty she has to creep up on the bathwater.
-Yo mama like a Big Mac -- full of fat and only worth a buck!
-Yo mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear.
-Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies.
-Yo mama's breath is so nasty, when she burps her teeth have to duck
-Yo mama's breath stinks so bad, people look forward to her farts!
-Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she sees people waving.
-Yo mama's lips so big, she doesn't use chapstick -- she uses Mop 'n' Glo!

Hope these weren't too crude
Get to feeling better soon, ok...

sadie

Joyzabel

Dave, are you saying "band crack" !!! :-D

j2bf

ps, you know how plumbers are accused of having cracks (pants showing their bum crack) so firefighters don't want to have "cracks" either?

TR

UADNA- Unseen Apostate Directorate of North America- WA

plmkrzy

M Y G A W D TR where do you find this stuff!!!!

somebody

This little girl goes to the barbershop with her dad so he can get a haircut. While her dad is sitting in the chair, she's playing on the floor, eating a twinky. The barber says to her, "Be careful little girl. You're going to get hair on your twinky." And she smiles and says, '"My mommy says I'm gonna get boobies too!"

peace,
somebody

Reborn2002

The Pope goes to visit the Seven Dwarfs. As he is finishing his speech on comparative religions, Dopey raises his hand to ask a question.

'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns in Rome?'

'No, Dopey,' responds the Pontiff, 'there are not.'

'Mr Pope, are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in Italy?' Dopey questions.

'No, Dopey,' the Pope chuckles, 'there are no dwarf nuns in Italy.'

'Mr Pope,' Dopey asks pleadingly, 'are there any dwarf nuns anywhere in the world?'

'No, Dopey,' the Pope says sadly, 'there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world.'

And softly in the background, the six remaining dwarfs start chanting, 'Dopey f***ed a penguin, Dopey f***ed a penguin.'

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joy2bfree,

Naaa, I saw something called "Crack Spackle" on The Man Show. That’s how you solve that problem!

"As every one knows, there are mistakes in the Bible" - The Watchtower, April 15, 1928, p. 126
Believe in yourself, not mythology.
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blindfool

Flower- Do bad jokes cheer you up
If so here's one:

A church gets a new minister and everyone tells the minister about a beautiful young church member named Tudy Green.
As the minister is finishing up his first sermon he notices a lovely young lady sitting on the first row of the church.
After the sermon, as the minister is about to finish the service, he indicates the young lady and asks the decon with him, "brother, is that Tudy Green?"
The decon replies, "Naw preacher, its just the way the lights hitting it!"

Yadira Angelini

Flower, you are a true flower, the forum can't affort to have you deppressed for to long. I'm not good at jokes, but I care and I'm happy that your friends responded.

Good wishes and come back to life!

Yadira

Solace

Dont worry. Be happy!!

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