winston-yesssss!
oh and that "missed youlast night/week" uggggh we all know it really means " oh and dont think we didntbnotice you missed a meeting and now have judged you as questionable association."
Witness Speak: the worst of collection
by grumblecakes 139 Replies latest jw friends
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Amelia Ashton
It behooves us , no-one else uses this word and it is usually preceded by yet another guilt trip!
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jookbeard
theocracy
victorious organization
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nugget
Marriage mate
Last days
Worldly - the one word that condemns all non witness people and things.
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jookbeard
courting
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Gefangene
encouraging
courtship
fight the fine fight for the faith
relationship with Jehovah
we love you, brothers (friends) (here in europe they tend to say brothers.. seems in the US they stick to 'friends')
We missed you
you may take a seat now ('may? what if everyone decides not to sit down?)
fornication
worldly spouse
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jookbeard
destruction at Armageddon
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Gefangene
just wait on Jehovah
ooooooohh Jeee-hooooooooo-va
do your utmost
ordained ministers
'listen obey and be blessed' - (militant happiness)
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jookbeard
Shulamite maiden