Witness Speak: the worst of collection

by grumblecakes 12 years ago 139 Replies latest 12 years ago jw friends

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  Emery 12 years ago

  Everything is an effin "class".

  • Elisha Class
  • Elijah Class
  • John Class
  • Jonadab Class
  • (insert bible character name) Class
  • Annointed Class
  • Faithful and Discreet Slave Class
  • Evil Slave Class

  Also:

  • The Truth
  • The end
  • The friends
  • Demonic
  • Worldly

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  jookbeard 12 years ago

  judgement

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  I quit! 12 years ago

  One thing for sure Emery. You can't accuse the Witnesses of having no class.

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  Emery 12 years ago

  @ I quit! hahaha true.

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  tiki 12 years ago

  he/she is falling out of the truth

  car captain

  the approved lodging list

  your secular job

  hbh - home but hiding

  referring to people as bible studies or return visits (formerly back calls)

  the emblems

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  jeremiah18:5-10 12 years ago

  "Car Captain"

  That made me smile, I forgot all about that "prestigious" title. Great one!!!

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  DATA-DOG 12 years ago

  re-adjust

  false-religion as opposed to " true " reilgion

  needgreater

  whole-hearted

  double-hearted

  Slave

  spiritual vision

  begrudgingly

  physical intimacy within the bonds of the marital arrangement

  sex organs

  under shepherds

  The whole " Shepherd the Flock " book.

  wholesome recreation

  governing body

  organization

  tract

  presentation

  Basically any word twisted to impose thier will upon you, or make you feel guilty, or that stops the normal thought process that all humans should use.

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  shamus100 12 years ago

  The overused word "thus".

  I can't stand the constant use of brother, sister, and fleshly brother, sister, etc. Frigging wack-jobs.

  Field service.

  "make the truth your own". >

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  renderme 12 years ago

  pagan (My sister uses that word to describe just about everything I celebrate)

  Circuit overseer

  truly blessed

  system of things

  preaching work

  God's earthly organization

  special talk

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  solomon 12 years ago

  the best assemby (meeting, convention, etc.) ever".

  It is amusing when you ask them "what part did you enjoy the most?" and all you get is a blank stare.

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