My dad heard from the CO who heard from a DO that heard from his brother-in-law that heard from the friend of a Governing Body's wife, that the GB is getting very concerned that "the friends" are losing sight of the nearness of the panda-petting paradise. Many of these friends are also looking too critically at the "spiritual food" provided by the "Faithful Slave Class."
Don't tell anyone else, but I hear that the GB has begun testing something new on some of the sheeple. If successful, they will expand this scheme to include most, if not all, baptized publishers, their minor children, and even "progressive Bible students." The purpose of this "new spiritual helper" is to help "the friends" to see that the end appears very much closer than it probably actually is. This will also make it much less likely for "the domestics" to view theological changes in the printed publications with a critical eye.
Later today, I will share more of this information and perhaps a picture!
As I said, I got this from a very, very reliable source, so it must be true!
