Hmmmm. . . Perhaps these new glasses will be paired with the new Dell Digital Projection system to provide a lifelike simulation of paradise. . .
Smell-O-Vision is soon to follow. . . no one will need any special bullshit detector anymore
Watchtower Corporation enters new business to help sheeples see that the end is very, very near!
by Billy the Ex-Bethelite 78 Replies latest social humour
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Brother Lonely used to feel his life was going nowhere. Ever since he turned down that university scholarship 25 years ago, he's only subsisted on odd cleaning jobs to support his pioneering. He often caught himself coveting "worldly material possessions" that he could never possibly afford. As you can imagine, he still lives with his mother, and used to be irritated by all her cats...
Watchtower Goggles to the rescue! His covetousness for material things is gone since he can't see the difference between his rusted out plymouth and a new sports car. And now when he looks at the cats, they look to him like pet lions! As you see from the picture, he's truly happified living in the "spiritual paradise" as he awaits the literal paradise that's closer than the footstool that he keeps tripping over!
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kurtbethel
"Brother Andre" caused his vision to go bad from playing with himself. He got the idea of doing that from watching a deaf brother in a video, and since there was no sound he didn't realize the video was telling him NOT to flog the bishop district overseer.
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
"Do those wt goggles come in stereo?"
"Perhaps these new glasses will be paired with the new Dell Digital Projection system to provide a lifelike simulation of paradise. . . Smell-O-Vision is soon to follow."
Well, Watchtower better not put too much functionality into these, because we all know what will happen next...
... all the brothers will be getting reproved for tweaking their "Watchtower stereo Dell Digital paradise simulation goggles" to a PORN setting!
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minimus
Billy, is that why you wear glasses?
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Billy the Ex-Bethelite
Don't tell the elders that I was doing my own research
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Fed-up
hahahahahahah!
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nuthouse escapee
ROFLMAO Thanks so much Billy, that is just too funny and made my day. Leslie
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Bungi Bill
Let's see:
- You heard it from your father,
- he heard it from the CO,
- the CO heard it from the DO,
- the DO heard it from his brother in law,
- the brother in law heard it from a friend of the wife of a member of the Governing Body.
Phew!!!!!!
No wonder rumours get started!
Bill.
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Satanus
Bunji
'- You heard it from your father,
- he heard it from the CO,
- the CO heard it from the DO,
- the DO heard it from his brother in law,
- the brother in law heard it from a friend of the wife of a member of the Governing Body.
Phew!!!!!!
No wonder rumours get started!'
That;s nuthin. Every mag goes through 70 steps to make sure it's 100% true. This is only around 6 steps.
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