Weird "new world" artwork from the 2013 calendar

by cedars 147 Replies latest jw friends

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  cedars

  September/October...

  

  Isaiah 11:9 "The earth will certainly be filled with the knowledge of Jehovah."

  In a remote part of Peru, a local community and one inquisitive toucan settle down for some instruction regarding the image in the book of Daniel, and how it was a prophecy of a series of events that would lead to the peaceful conditions in which they all now reside. In next week's lesson, the poncho-wearing elder will explain how another part of Isaiah (specifically chapter 65, verse 17) wasn't quite fulfilled as planned.

  Cedars
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  perfect1

  can someone tell me current doctrine- in the NuSys- nobody is married to anyone else, right.
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  perfect1

  Cedars thanks so much! These are SO WACKY and I would never see them otherwise.
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  MrFreeze

  There it is. They are reading their Watchtower from the platform but I noticed none of the people listening are following along in underlined and notated Watchtowers. How did those weak people even get into Paradise?
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  yourmomma

  anyone else getting from the pics that they really think only a few will make it? i mean there doesnt seem to be a whole lot of people around. lol
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  cedars

  November/December...

  

  1 Corinthians 15:28 "The son himself will also subject himself to the One who subjected all things to him."

  With the millenium reign over and the rebellion instigated by Gog of Magog soundly crushed, the Earth and humanity in general is declared "cleansed," and Christ hands his power and authority back to God, who sits atop his green see-through throne. Watching in on the proceedings (in a scene reminiscent of the Flash Gordon movie) are the 144,000 anointed ones. Unlike their time as imperfect fleshly beings, beards are now a must-have accessory for these anointed kings and priests. The likes of David Splane and Stephen Lett rejoice at their King's valiant conquest, and at the fact that they no longer need to wear their hair in a combover.

  Cedars
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  breakfast of champions

  CEDARS - this stuff is absolutely NUTZOID! Appreciated your Post-Apocalyptic Jersey Shore reference.

  Hey, did they cut down in the number of pages is this piece of shit too? How many months per page?
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  MrFreeze

  boc, for as long as I can remember it was 2 months per page.
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  MrFreeze

  Hey if the angels aren't supposed to have genders, why do they have beards?
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  breakfast of champions

  Yeah, I guess you're right, MRFREEZE.

  Mark my words, they'll have a calendar app for iPad, iPhone, Android in another year or so. This has always been a complete waste of ink/paper.