So I have Been doing stand up and I want to talk about being a JW in my act. I’m trying to write a few rants to talk about. So far I have beards, holidays, the oddities of the Memorial, childhood baptism vs marriage. Any suggestions?
JW Standup Comedy Routine
by enigma1863 33 Replies latest watchtower bible
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cofty
How about children getting beaten up in the back room for talking or fidgeting at meetings?
Billy Connolly did a hilarious routine about getting beaten by his mother and the crazy things parents say when they are angry.
Hopefully you can uplaod a video for us all when you have it sorted.
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Amelia Ashton
The memorial where they pass the emblems but don't sip or nibble is going to surprise a few. More like a satanic ritual than a christian one
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rip van winkle
Let me give you a hand on a touchy-feely subject- SEX!!!
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Amelia Ashton
Missionary only, I forget the scripture that forbids anything else though
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wasblind
Field service experiences . Laughter is good
at first it may serve as a cover, you know, a band aid
But as time goes by, you can find that the laughter
was good medicine, that helped soothe the soul
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InterestedOne
The youtube channel of the person who made this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxmJM0muVVs
might give you some ideas.
Also, microphone man:
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Amelia Ashton
We have an urgent message and it's been urgent for 130 years and the full time proclaimers of this oh so urgent message have their own ultra slow version of walking called "the pioneer shuffle".
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wasblind
Once Watchtower issued a letter to congregation elders telling them to turn off the lawn mower before attempting to dislodge a jam.
Marvin Shilmer
I hope Marvin don't mind that I donated his post couple that wit the WTS stance on " Independant thinkers"
I'm sure you could come up wit' somethin' great
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wasblind
Yes Amelia
How did the Witnesses warn The not at homes about hurricane Katrina ? They marked them as a return visit