by Justitia Themis 42 Replies latest jw friends
Yep. You read the title correctly.
My daughter is a prosecutor who right this moment is prosecuting a DUI crash with MAJOR injuries. The Defendant--the DRUNK DRIVER--just tried to place an Awake magazine with her while both of them were in the courtroom.
Well, although he was DUI, Jehovah understands!
is that some kind of JW bribe? LOL
Well, that should help his case.
As a side-benefit, he can now credit all the court time as field service.
My daughter is a prosecutor who right this moment is prosecuting a DUI crash with MAJOR injuries. The Defendant--the DRUNK DRIVER--just tried to place an Awake magazine with her while both of them were in the courtroom.
LOL - How did that go down?
That's hilarious!
Coffee
Sounds like one of the MS in the congregation I am "in.
Drunk driving, accident, and what's he get? A pat on the back and held up as an example. Of course it helps when he makes thousand dollar bribes contributions to the KH and elders.
LOL - How did that go down?
Ain't gonna be one of them future stories in Awake, is my guess.
You know, when the prosecutor sees the light, drops the charges and later gives her own account of how she discovered "The Truth"...
EDIT: and "Awake"!!! Seriously - his ass should have stayed awake while behind the wheel...
" Go easy on me, I'm one Jehovah's dedicated faithful servants "
See I'll prove it
