Don't laugh, after Armaggedon I'm having YOUR car!
JW bumper stickers
by innerpeace 100 Replies latest jw friends
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Magwitch
The Governing Body is my Pilot
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Pterist
Amelia, Where did you get that bumper sticker ? , I want one
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LoisLane looking for Superman
Too funny.
Just Lois (not for a bumper sticker. Just a comment about the comments, lol)
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Roberta804
Stop Honking! My car is shunning your car.
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vajeni82
and now I have more:
Only The Governing Body & The Other Members Of My Congregation Can Judge Me
Got Guilt?
Jesus Through The FDS Saves!
Keep On Shunnin'!
New System Or Bust
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Finkelstein
" Hitting my vehicle and killing me will only put me into Paradise, so please drive recklessly around me "
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vajeni82
WWGBD?
If You Can Read This, You Probably Didn't Attend The Theocratic Ministry School
Team Governing Body
I Refuse To Vote For Pedro
Got Blood Fractions?
If The J-Dubs Are Knocking... Hide!
Ask Me About Our Pedophiles!
See Your Local Laundromat For Details
Tonight We're Gonna Party Like It's 1975!
Ask Me About My Coffeepot Soup!
144.000 th Customer Eats Free!
Having The Time Of My Double Life!
Support Our Goofs!
Another Happified JW Customer!
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dmouse
In case of accident, please contact my nearest HLC.
Keeping up with God's chariot.
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DATA-DOG
In case of Rapture, nothing will happen..
My boss is a Collective Pope.
Honk if love Missionary style.
If you don't like my religion, just wait, it will change.
This vehicle makes sudden stops..for Garage Sales.
It could be worse, I could be a Mormon.
If only surfing Instagram counted as field service.
Don't TAZE me Bro!
My Return Visit is STARBUCKS!
You would be suprised at the sh** you can do with free labor.
If it weren't for JW's, who would clean up vomit at Schools?!
Workout? Why? The end is coming soon!
Protecting Pedophiles one dollar at a time!
Working With Children? Yes Please!
I bought this piece from my CO.
Worried about health care? Become a CO. Someone else take care of it.
Giving Caesar's things to Caesar, when it's convenient and free.
I'm a CO. I don't buy sh**!
Malawi.. can't win 'em all.
JW's, just like Scientologists, without the boring science!
JW's, thinkingest people on the planet.
John 3:16 ( except you )
JW's consider Blacks just as good as women.
Danger! Asian Jw behind the wheel!
It's Millerite Time...
I graduated from Watchtower University
My other Return Visit is your mom.