JW bumper stickers (page 5)

" You may be laughing at me now but come Armageddon I will be driving your Mercedes "

Who needs headlights when you have Proverbs 4:18?

I'm not late. I'm coming SOON!

Read God's Word the Watchtower

My library is organized by book color

I didn't cut you off. That was an "Overlapping Lane-Change"

I don't need higher edumacation, I read the WatchTower and Awake fer years....which is even beter

Warning: driver could be asleep at the wheel, just left a district convention

" This car runs on Bullshit generously provided by the Watchtower Society "

If my lights are getting brighter then I'm about to do a U-turn

Every time someone reads this JW sticker I count one minute

If enough people read this sticker about my good news, then the end will come

If this bethel vehicle is being driven during morning worship or meeting hours then please contact the police.

Honk if you bonk! (chastely within the marriage arrangement)

Go around me if you are in a hurry.
I am getting my time in.

You reading this bumper sticker counts as a Return Visit.

Armageddon before 1975's end The 1914 Generation Passes the 20th Century's End not too long now.

" If you see this car driving very slow its due to JW pioneers bumping up their service hours "

" Warning the driver of this vehicle does not respect man's road laws which are really Satan's road laws "

I'm a Regular Pioneer and my other car is a Covered Wagon.

I you.....conditionally !

Outta' my way, I'm late for the Special Assembly !

Don't blame me....I don't even vote !

Donate Blood....I may need your fractions !

Jesus Loves you but I think your doomed !

If you're not an apostate....you're not paying more than the usual attention.

JW bumper stickers