JW bumper stickers (page 7)

" See are new app. entitled "Wacky Cults R US" get it at the IPhone store right now "

Ever heard of Miracle Wheat?

Bet you didn't know the Pyramids predicted 1914 - neither did we!

Millions nowthen living will neverall died

I got the best education ever and I clean toilets for a living

You thought magic underwear was funny - wait 'til you hear our message!

Husband suggestion. The World is coming to an END---AGAIN

" Don't worry about the high price of gas, your probably going to die soon anyways "

I have invisible friends...and I talk to them all the time

I enjoy knocking on empty doors

Pleeeeease don't answer your door

The internet is dangerous - you might learn the truth

Warning - I'm mentally diseased and it's contagious!

" If you own a very expensive car please drive closer so I can see it, I may want it after Armageddon "

Gas stations just love j-dubs

I'm a pioneer - heaven forbid what my carbon footprint is

Preaching - maybe not the most eco-friendly past-time after all

How to tell if a j-dub has been driving your car - take a look at the mileage!

" If you see me smiling its because I've just left a Kingdom Hall, if you see me sad its because I'm on my way to a Kingdom Hall "

We're the Thinkingest folks around

My other cult drank the kool-aid.

JW bumper stickers